RT @kmarkobarstool: Matt Kemp just got tornado relief facialed @OMGItsScott: Ouch Matt kemp!
RT @kmarkobarstool: Kevin Durant donated 1 MILLION dollars to tornado relief. That's insane/awesome
Ok death total down to 24. Well that's good. Let's shoot for zero.
Dog found buried alive in the rubble is proof miracles do happen http://t.co/jaBpxc09fq
I can't be the only one that somehow thought a tornado was coming to Boston when that Amber alert initially went off on my phone
I picture Gronk eating a meat sandwich somewhere when Brianna Frost tweeted this out and him just dropping everything he was doing and sprinting roadrunner style in his Zubaz pants with no shirt on directly to Briana Frost wherever she lives.
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lol I picture him calling the others on the list to try and make this happen
what you think Gronk doesn’t have 5 more at his place right meow?
What is that, a meat sandwich? It’s pony
Jenni Farley is gross. The only thing good about her is her fake tits.
Gronk spit out his meat sandwich and he wasnt even eating one
#IWantToHaveSexWith 90% of that list too
The only person I don’t wanna have sex with on that list is Christian Slater. And that shows how much I still like Gronk, considering I think he may have slammed my g/f
Has Christian Slater even been a real movie since True Romance? (sick movie btw)
An STD is why it’s great to be Gronk?
Christian Slater, huh?
@ joe…. then you wanna do some solo fucking with gossling and walker?.. to each their own but if you are gonna take a cockmeat sandwich from them you might as well bang slater and farley too
Shot across the bow of BiBi Jones. A shot across the boobs, you might say.
Yea, how the hell does Christian Slater fit in that group?
jake shuttlesworth, it’ll take one hell of a man (one of only maybe Clooney’s caliber) to admit Gosling and Gronk aint alpha males. Paul Walker is meh, but can’t deny his F&F credentials.
@joe they are alpha males. But that does not mean I want to fuck them.. I simply do not want to have sex with any dudes ever regardless of how they look. However if i was gay I probably wouldnt exclude Slater, dude has a stellar jawline
Funny Renee has the same exact list
JWoww is the worst.
Gronk shit bores me. Dumb meathead who may end up being too brittle to match his hype.
You think this girl knows who Patrick Kane is? That’s for you bigcat
Ive never seen a guy more obsessed about another guy getting laid more than you do for Gronk.
She probably meant christiano ranoldo not slater. #sloots
Absolute perfect description of what happened. I hope Rob pulled a Dicky from “The Fighter; “Where’d you park the fucking car Bo Bo?!”
UPDATE: the Gronkowski brothers have all contracted the AIDS, not HIV, but full blown AIDS.
You’re welcome ya bastards:
http://legacy.barstoolsports.com/article/wake_with_brianna_frost/2738/
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/wake-up-with-brianna-frost/
“Yo, I heard you wanted to have sex with (looks at iPhone) Christian Slater, I mean, Robby Gronkowski.” – Rob Gronkowski
Christian slater???? What year is this?
I’ve yanked it so many times looking at Brianna Frost that it almost feel like she’s cheating on me here.
If your not going to pork Renee tonight I will.
Two words to Gronk: FUCK YOU.
Hot. But a little cellulite. Id def still mush.
Christian Slater does do fine work with the voice over in the autotrader.com commercial. I can see why she wants to fuck him. They both have the same work ethic
There doesn’t have to be any reminders of why it is great to be Gronk. He’s a 6’6 270 lb NFL stud…and he’s white and jacked up, has tons of money. What more could you ask for.
#PrezWantsToHaveSexWith Justin Beiber, Rob Gronkowski, Billy Belichick, Ryan Lochte, Feitelburger, the guy who invented kleenex, the guy who invented internet dollars, Renee
When Gronk is out for the year after contracting Syphilis and the Clap at least he can say his arm is healed.