This Lady Takes Her Christmas Decarations Seriously!
(DailyMail) - A family has left a long message filled with Biblical rage for vandals who tore down and stole an elaborate Christmas light display outside their home. Alena Coy’s boyfriend spent 80 hours building the display that police in Phoenix, Arizona, say likely took minutes for thieves to destroy. But rather than just report the incident to police, the couple opted to paint a long and angry message and on a board where the display used to be.
Cannot fucking stand people like this. They deserve absolutely everything that happened to them. Every street has this family. The one that takes every holiday way too seriously with their full blown haunted house on Halloween and freedom trail sign on MLK Day and shit. Annoying as all hell. They think they’re the best at holidays because they spend 80 hours setting up their house. Guess what, toots: it doesn’t fucking matter. No matter how long you took to set up your lights it’s going to be funny to deflate the white trash Santa you have on your roof and it’s going to be funny to make it look like your reindeer are fucking each other. They asked for it as far as I’m concerned, they claimed they’re the Griswolds. You can’t just knight yourself as King of holidays and not expect a contender to fire a shot across your bow. A real holiday fan wouldn’t put some depressing ass message about eternal damnation on their front lawn, they’d get out there and do it again. Did Clark’s Christmas spectacular go off without a hitch? Nope. But he kept at it. Show some fucking determination. Calling in God is just a cop-out.
And I’m pretty sure these thieves aren’t selling your Christmas lights on the black market. Christmas lights only work for one year, everyone knows that. Can’t imagine there’s much black market demand.





deCARations, really Feits? Pres is supposed to do this stupid shit.
Hey feetlberg and el portnose, nobody cares what you two have to say. Get molly and her nicely shaped ass on here immediately.
holy shit, you sure you’re not jewish?
I’ve had the same set of Christmas lights for at least 5 years in a row.. Don’t know what kind of weird ass imported lights you’re buying bub!
I think we can all agree that National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation is way overrated.
It’s the stupidity of the “Decorations” people that never changes. I just put one wreath out front. The person that touches it will “Accidentally” get that happy holidays feeling from the electric shock they will get. I WANT someone to take it. Imagine the fun if she booby-trapped her display and filmed it? Priceless.
It was probably her neighbors sick of her house being way to bright with all of her candy cane lights and shit.
Also, does grass not grow in Arizona these days?
That Freedom Trail line was nice. Stopped reading after that, knew you weren’t going to do any better.
She doesn’t spell out “U” but spells out “your”…hey lady you aren’t teaching your kids a very good lesson on how to spell…HARDO needs to chill out!
or should I say HARDETTE
oh, so you don’t like people who overdo it with the outdoor christmas decor. cool. really unfunny take on it though. does feitelbird get paid?
Feitelberg, you suck. I’m so sick of seeing your shitty blogs on the Boston page (I can’t even say reading because I get two sentences in, realize it sucks and that you must have written it, and skip the rest). Please do us a favor and get a new job (or just go jump off the Tobin, either way).
I’d steal that sign so fast it wouldn’t even be funny.