This Monkey Running Motherfucker Is Such A Hardo
I fucking hate this guy. Thinks he’s so fucking tough with his monkey running bullshit. I mean how fucking hard is it to run 100 meters in 18 seconds on all fours? Seriously how many people did he beat setting this record? Probably none because it’s faster for humans to run on two feet so nobody wastes their times with this crap. You know what? Fuck it. I’m going to go destroy this record. I’m not going to study tape. I’m not going to work out. I’m just going to walk to the park where I blew out my hammy and destroy this guy. Not for me, but for America. I’m sick and tired of getting pushed around by weird Asians. It ends today.
lol Paleolithic!
its probably a lot harder with your beak scraping against the grass
that was one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen. looks like you were struggling there a bit pres
no chance you were ever good at anything athletic
your hair looks majestic today
hilarious.
Good stuff Prez….was laughing pretty hard, particularly at your commentary towards the end of the video.
great, now the stool has nsfw ads. so much for browsing during class
I’ve lost all respect for Swampscott varsity sports.
I thought this was a Boston Marathon post based on the title
planet of the jews
41.7, not bad elpres, hit the gym a lil, nice love handles, renee must love them when she fucks you in the ass
Pres, I salute you as a man for going for it. I also salute you for choking down that vomit that was, no doubt, trying to escape after you finished.
that was like watching a special olympics commercial……….minus the drooll
first of all, johnnymanchuk use mozilla and install adblock plus. It’s mind bottling to me that people still look at ads. Second off all this perfectly portrays the athleticism of “good” baseball players
Excellent camera work by sales guy. Also, your gunt definitely added at least 15 seconds to your time.
Just wait for evolution to kick in with this douchebag. His next generation will be wearing backpacks and making videos on their state of the art cameras attacking someone on a street corner
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This has 300 comments written all over it. Gold.
I’m surprised you couldn’t break the record in those puma suedes. They look leather. Did you polish those turds?
We used to do that in full pads at football practice in high school. Effin SUCKED.
That just made my day. All you were missing was that infamous NIP towel on the head look.
“I’m sick and tired of getting pushed around by weird Asians.” A for that line alone
hahahaha i just laughed so hard out loud in the office, that was epic wow
What a load. That may have been the funniest thing Ive ever seen on the site. I laughed out loud by myself to you conceding at the end.
fat & old…enough said
Whaddya wanna bet that when he gets mad that he throws his own poop?
Somewhere in a corner Jenna Marbles laughs her ass off, your videos are fucking pathetic and even though they generate comments it also means that you have to act like a fucking disgusting primate in order to do so. While Jenna’s may break a nail when shooting a video, you have to drag your gigantic beak on the grass and carry that disgusting gut of yours the whole time.
yo 120 you mad bro? you must be black in order to be THAT heated at a monkey run
Looks like you were scouring the grass looking for pennies.
That’s funny shit. Great post. Tip top physical condition on display.
That was hysterical
Pure gold.
pres perfecting the sloth stride
You would have had the same time if you ran the normal way you fat fuck
Hey Kike, you should wear a yarmulke to cover that bald spot.
A+++
I could watch this old motherfucker do this shit for days
@smellslikestool
hilarious A+
Yo Pres you mad bro?
SPARRRRRRRRRRRRRTANS
this guy is an elite athlete what are you thinking FATDO because you played some high school ball that you can just jump up to the pros like an equal. stupid jew
LOL, how did i miss this yesterday. You Jew bastard ya! What did you drop some change you cheap mother fucka…should tie you ass to a stick and use you as jew metal detector.