I fucking hate this guy. Thinks he’s so fucking tough with his monkey running bullshit. I mean how fucking hard is it to run 100 meters in 18 seconds on all fours? Seriously how many people did he beat setting this record? Probably none because it’s faster for humans to run on two feet so nobody wastes their times with this crap. You know what? Fuck it. I’m going to go destroy this record. I’m not going to study tape. I’m not going to work out. I’m just going to walk to the park where I blew out my hammy and destroy this guy. Not for me, but for America.  I’m sick and tired of getting pushed around by weird Asians.  It ends today.