This Monkey That Was Spotted Running Around An Ikea Parking Lot In A Shearling Coat Is All The Rage Right Now
CBC – A monkey wearing a miniature shearling coat and diapers was collected by animal services on Sunday afternoon, after shoppers spotted the animal in the parking lot of a Toronto Ikea store. The owners, who were shopping in the store at the time, have come forward to claim the monkey, Toronto Police Sgt. Ed Dzingala told CBC News. Dzingala said that the animal was in a car in the parking lot and it somehow let itself out of its crate. “It’s a smart monkey,” he said.
I can promise you this. If I ever saw this monkey running around an Ikea parking lot it would be the last time these owners ever saw him. I’d kidnap/adopt his ass so fast it would make your head spin. Like you just don’t wear a mini shearling monkey coat and not expect me to become infatuated with you and cuddle you to death. Can’t happen. Won’t happen.
PS – How does this article not mention what the Monkey’s name is? It had to be Harold right?
The monkey has better posture than you.
You could give him Gilt and fuck his little monkey ass!
Owning a monkey is all fun and games until it throws a handful of its shit at you.
like, like, like, like, like, like, you write like a, like 5th grade girl. you suck.
Ya, then he bites your fingers off and gives you monkey AIDS.
New Air Jordans were going on sale.
the monkey’s name was Clyde, obviously
The monkey’s actual name is Darwin. I’d explain that to you Prez, but you went to Michigan, and I’ve got to leave work in a coulple of hours.
Torontos gonna a case of outbreak
the fact you blogged this just proves to me what a fucking lazy idiot you are.
poor journalism to leave the name out. maybe neil wrote the story?
/\The best is when you’re trying to say how dumb someone is and then you spell couple wrong. I’m awesome.
Ok I know I won’t be missed, good riddance and all that, but I’m done with this site.
….harold – one of the very few times pres’ blogs have made me LOL lolol
Of course there was an Asian at an Ikea snapping a picture of this monkey.
Monkey’s name is ‘Spanky’. And it’s all fun and games until the monkey rips your face off.
Mo needs some help at bar stool philly. They could be homeys.
Shoulda called him Mo, gotta keep the help in their place
Did anyone claim the big monkey standing behind him in pic #2?
I would have booted that fucking thing back to Africa.
Monkeys are viscous creatures, and should be treated a such. If you have any doubts, just go to Philly and find out
Pres your blogs have been really extra feminine lately. You remind of Kevin Nash from longest yard u taking estrogen bro
ummmm… you guys are all fucking idiots. That’s not a monkey, it’s their son.
Way more sluts, way less dildos and monkeys.
Springfield resident, obviously.
Koko The Monkey!
Monkey doing the damn thing just like you read about. Has anyone ever been as far as to question this monkeys gender? I mean, with that miniature shearing coat I dont really think it matters. You do you monkey in miniature shearling coat, you do you.
pawts with comment of the year
Haters gonna hate, monkeys gonna listen to rap
harolds a good name
I see Renee is wearing the coat you bought her for Hanukkah. Cheap fucking Jew
was hoping a Yukon backed out and flattened the little bastard
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