This Monkey That Was Spotted Running Around An Ikea Parking Lot In A Shearling Coat Is All The Rage Right Now
CBC – A monkey wearing a miniature shearling coat and diapers was collected by animal services on Sunday afternoon, after shoppers spotted the animal in the parking lot of a Toronto Ikea store. The owners, who were shopping in the store at the time, have come forward to claim the monkey, Toronto Police Sgt. Ed Dzingala told CBC News. Dzingala said that the animal was in a car in the parking lot and it somehow let itself out of its crate. “It’s a smart monkey,” he said.
I can promise you this. If I ever saw this monkey running around an Ikea parking lot it would be the last time these owners ever saw him. I’d kidnap/adopt his ass so fast it would make your head spin. Like you just don’t wear a mini shearling monkey coat and not expect me to become infatuated with you and cuddle you to death. Can’t happen. Won’t happen.
PS – How does this article not mention what the Monkey’s name is? It had to be Harold right?