Greatest generation indeed! They don’t need no stinkin’ Tweeter or MyFace to feel comfortable. All they need is that PP7 in their waistband and they’re good. Seriously as much as I avoid my grandparents I fucking love old people. Don’t take shit from no one. Everyone else in that internet cafe was too busy tagging pics of the masked men or checking into “The Crime Scene” to do anything. Luckily General Geriatric over here still has a pair of balls on him. They may drag on the floor, but that’s because they’re fucking huge.