I physically had to look away from the computer when they guy was kiss-talking this chick saying he wanted to spend the rest of his life with her. So fucking awkward. And keep in mind I didn’t look away when I first saw 2 girls 1 cup, but I was forced to avert my eyes here. That’s how unsettling this was. Kind of reminded me of Virgin Diaries on TLC. Just squid politicians doing the damn thing the way only they can. Hey bro if you’re going to propose in public like an asshole at least do it right. Get down on 1 knee before you begin your speech. And how about the chick saying thank you? Who says thank you after they get proposed to? That’s got to be the worst response ever. First Lady crumpled into a corner crying when I proposed and then we fucked like jack rabbits. That’s how you do it. No cameras, no fanfare. Just pure unadulterated proposal sex.

PS – You know if Clinton was a Republican he’d be whaling on this chick. Just have this dork cuckholded in a second. That’s why everyone loves Bubba.