(I want to stuff this chick pretty bad)

So it’s this easy to fuck chicks huh?  Apparently I’ve doing it wrong for pretty much forever.   I mean for all those years when I couldn’t get laid this is all I had to do.  Just stick my phone in a girls face and demand that she put her cell phone number in it.  At first I figured he’d only ask gross chicks because they’ll basically let themselves get assaulted to get dick, but these chicks were decent looking.  Wild.  I do have an ugly friend though who is curious whether this works for dudes with big noses and shit too?   I mean that guy was a decent looking dude right?   Those guys can get away with murder.  It’s like the old Tom Brady SNL skit all over again.