This Watermelon Eating Motherfucker Thinks He’s So Fucking Tough
Pfft. Call me when you eat 5.4 pounds in 15 minutes bro. I mean anybody can eat a pea sized portion of watermelon like that. I had 70+ pounds of poorly cut watermelon to deal with. You tell me who the bigger man is. I thought so.

He does have cooler hair and smaller breasts
Sandusky should stick an anal umbrella (w/ the splash guard) up your Shylock nose you Heeb.
I bet you could eat 15 pounds of corn on the cob the long way in 15 minutes.
@genericjohnny… little much, you racist loser.
@tomcaronsgoatee….ssssssshhh.
magic trick