Is there anything better than college football coaches?  I don’t think so.  Just batshit insane.   Like I’ve never seen anybody more proud of themselves for inventing traditions than this guy.  Just killing the rowboat theme at WMU.   Murdering it.    I was literally captivated listening to him talk about all his rowboat shit.   Even has a player leading the band with a god damn oar after the game.  My only complaint is the Metallica 3rd down dance.  That has nothing to do with rowboats.  You got to go all in with the rowboat theme.  All rowboat all the time.