DECEMBER 20—A three-time U.S. Olympian whose illustrious running career has included a Nike TV commercial, a swimsuit calendar, and ongoing promotional work for Disney has spent the last year doubling as a $600-an-hour call girl, an astounding secret life that she now regretfully calls a “huge mistake.” Beginning last December, Suzy Favor Hamilton, 44, has worked with one of Las Vegas’s premier escort services, booking scores of “dates” in Sin City and other U.S. cities, including Los Angeles, Chicago, and Houston. Favor Hamilton described the escort business as “exciting,” an illicit midlife diversion from her routine existence, one in which she operates a successful Madison, Wisconsin real estate brokerage with her husband, delivers motivational speeches, and does promotional work for various businesses and groups, including Disney’s running series and Wisconsin’s Potato & Vegetable Growers Association. She said that only her husband Mark, 44, was aware of her escort work, but that, “He tried, he tried to get me to stop. He wasn’t supportive of this at all.” The couple lives in a $600,000 Madison home and appears to be in no financial distress based on a review of court and municipal records.

I think I need to fuck Suzy Favor Hamilton. Don’t want to, need to. Because I don’t think I’ve ever truly had a girl snap my dick off. It’s always guy on top 90% of the time and by the end I’m just tired and kind of wish I just jerked off instead. Yeah it was fun but I could have used the orgasm without the vigorous workout, ya know? But for this broad to not only command $600 dollars and hour, but also have her husband know about it and not leave her? Well then she must be a fucking banshee in the sack. Some girls just love to fuck, Suzy Favor Hamilton is one of those girls. Doesn’t need the money, doesn’t even need the companionship. She just truly loves dick.

My only concern would be what I’d do for the other 50 minutes? Can I get a pro-rated deal? I’ve never understood that. Hookers charging by the hour is the biggest scam going. Buying a hooker is like getting those huge tubs of popcorn people buy at Christmas. You know you’re going to throw half away and it will be a gigantic waste but you do it anyway because it’s in a pretty package.