DM – Tigers Woods is attempting to win his ex-wife Elin Nordegren back with a $200 million deal, according to the National Enquirer. The shamed golfer, 37, is desperate to win his ex-wife back, according to the magazine and has offered the hefty cash deal as well as a stern pre-nup. Elin, 33, who won a $110 million divorce settlement from the sportsman, is believed to have told him she will consider the proposal – but only if he includes a $350 million anti-cheating clause into the wedding contract.  Swedish blonde Elin is the mother of Tiger’s two young children, Samantha, five, and Charlie, three. A source told the Enquirer the deal was worth more than half of Tiger’s $600 million fortune, adding Elin feels it’s enough to keep him from straying. The source claimed: ‘Tiger didn’t even balk at the demand. Even though his accountants think he’s crazy, he’s ready to sign the pre-nup and set a wedding date. ‘The guy has never recovered from being dumped by Elin. He’s dated lots of models and bimbos, but none of them were more than a one night stand.’

 

 

Jesus Christ!  Does Tiger Woods have any friends?  Any?  Because if you’re friends with him you need to sit him down and shake the shit out of him right now.  This is the WORST deal in the history of deals.  Like yeah I get it.  Tiger wants to fuck Elin again.   He wishes he had her back.  You never appreciate what you have till it’s gone.  That’s all true.  But guess what?  Once Tiger gets her back he’s going to want to cheat again.   That’s just how it goes.  The newness will be gone after 6 months and he’ll be right back where he started craving that foreign pussy.  Except this time he’s got a $350 million dollar anti cheating bounty on his head.  And as much money as that is there is still no way Tiger doesn’t cheat on her again.  He’ll think he can get away with it just like he did the first time.  So either he better have the tightest cheating game of all time or else he’s gonna end up broke and destitute on the side of the road one day.   Hell it wouldn’t shock me if Elin is setting him up still.   I hate Tiger and even I’m telling him to walk away.  Just walk away.

 

UPDATE – I notice alot of baffoons mentioning that the source is the National Enquirer so we should take this with a grain of salt.  Newsflash assholes.  The National Enquirer is right like 100% of the time now.  This isn’t the mid 80′s when they did alien stories.  They break real shit now.   Hell didn’t they break the Tiger Woods story in the first place?  I’m pretty sure they did.