Tiger Woods Is Trying To Buy Back Elin Nordegren With $200 Million Cash and A $350 Million Anti Cheating Clause
DM – Tigers Woods is attempting to win his ex-wife Elin Nordegren back with a $200 million deal, according to the National Enquirer. The shamed golfer, 37, is desperate to win his ex-wife back, according to the magazine and has offered the hefty cash deal as well as a stern pre-nup. Elin, 33, who won a $110 million divorce settlement from the sportsman, is believed to have told him she will consider the proposal – but only if he includes a $350 million anti-cheating clause into the wedding contract. Swedish blonde Elin is the mother of Tiger’s two young children, Samantha, five, and Charlie, three. A source told the Enquirer the deal was worth more than half of Tiger’s $600 million fortune, adding Elin feels it’s enough to keep him from straying. The source claimed: ‘Tiger didn’t even balk at the demand. Even though his accountants think he’s crazy, he’s ready to sign the pre-nup and set a wedding date. ‘The guy has never recovered from being dumped by Elin. He’s dated lots of models and bimbos, but none of them were more than a one night stand.’
Jesus Christ! Does Tiger Woods have any friends? Any? Because if you’re friends with him you need to sit him down and shake the shit out of him right now. This is the WORST deal in the history of deals. Like yeah I get it. Tiger wants to fuck Elin again. He wishes he had her back. You never appreciate what you have till it’s gone. That’s all true. But guess what? Once Tiger gets her back he’s going to want to cheat again. That’s just how it goes. The newness will be gone after 6 months and he’ll be right back where he started craving that foreign pussy. Except this time he’s got a $350 million dollar anti cheating bounty on his head. And as much money as that is there is still no way Tiger doesn’t cheat on her again. He’ll think he can get away with it just like he did the first time. So either he better have the tightest cheating game of all time or else he’s gonna end up broke and destitute on the side of the road one day. Hell it wouldn’t shock me if Elin is setting him up still. I hate Tiger and even I’m telling him to walk away. Just walk away.
UPDATE – I notice alot of baffoons mentioning that the source is the National Enquirer so we should take this with a grain of salt. Newsflash assholes. The National Enquirer is right like 100% of the time now. This isn’t the mid 80′s when they did alien stories. They break real shit now. Hell didn’t they break the Tiger Woods story in the first place? I’m pretty sure they did.
this will create a nice cottage industry of sluts banging tiger and getting paid sizable hush money..sign my wife up..
“Wooo this is some good pussy….Slap her with your tongue.” Two Live Crew
Do you leave enough space after each sentence to rest your nose?
Jesus Tiger set up a eHarmony account or something. It’s not just prostitutes and your ex-wife out there.
^^^hahahahaha Jew
If Rory and Tiger had a real rivalry, Rory would fuck Elin and leave Tiger for dead….now that’d be a great Nike commercial.
Hey guys what time is the Kroll Show on tonight I’d really like to know but I’m just not sure
There better be an anal clause, an oral clause, a “times per week clause, and clauses I don’t even no about.
no vagina is worth that much dough.
For fuck sake just go to Sweden or whatever country you found her in and get another one.
He should capitalize on Selena Gomez now that shes single.
When did the National Inquirer start writing anything that was remotely true?
Or, National Enquirer, for that matter…
I’d put out an APB and sign up a full team of people to find me her exact Doppleganger. Then have that doppleganger’s name changed to Elin and marry her with no pre-nup. Really rub it in that bitches face.
maguna, the National Enquirer has more credibility than a lot of the mainstream media nowadays. They broke all the shit about John Edwards
If Tiger wins The Masters I’m going to cum all over myself.
I bet the fear of losing $350M is just the spice he is looking for the next time he buys a $5K hooker
you hate tiger woods? you are a fucking loser…fact.
aside from michael jordan’s ex i dont know if ive ever seen a bitch hit the jackpot more than this
Should have put half of your two million internet dollars on Renee’s head so she would stop bobbing it in my lap…
Like they said…”No holes are safe.”
just buy her twin sister. i’m sure she’d come at a cheaper price than $350 mil.
this is a worse investment than madoff securities. just a total lose lose. this is what happens when you’re born black
No way this ends good, I smell an OJ & Nicole finish.
The national enquirer?
Tiger needs to take some lessons from Charlie Sheen and just go with the flow
His career went downhill ever since the blacks drafted him on the Chapelle Show
Don’t all you idiots saying that he should make a doppleganger out of her DNA realize she has a friggin identical twin already? No need to reinvent the wheel when two of them fell out of mama nordgrin’s vaj
@waxonwaxoff – nailed it
Damn right Portnose! I’ll take what the Enquirer writes any day over the lamestream media. They are all liberal rags who stopped being objective years ago. /rantingoff.
When is Renee’s flipper reduction scheduled? Those feet of hers are way too big
He just figures he can knock out these next 5 majors in his happy place before she sees him on an episode of cops getting cuffed by an undercover pig prostitute
Tiger’s addiction to the strange is destined to cost him his fortune.