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Tiger Woods Statement Today From His Website

“I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.

Although I am a well-known person and have made my career as a professional athlete, I have been dismayed to realize the full extent of what tabloid scrutiny really means. For the last week, my family and I have been hounded to expose intimate details of our personal lives. The stories in particular that physical violence played any role in the car accident were utterly false and malicious. Elin has always done more to support our family and shown more grace than anyone could possibly expect.

But no matter how intense curiosity about public figures can be, there is an important and deep principle at stake which is the right to some simple, human measure of privacy. I realize there are some who don’t share my view on that. But for me, the virtue of privacy is one that must be protected in matters that are intimate and within one’s own family. Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn’t have to mean public confessions.

Whatever regrets I have about letting my family down have been shared with and felt by us alone. I have given this a lot of reflection and thought and I believe that there is a point at which I must stick to that principle even though it’s difficult.

I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves. For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology.”

 

I’ve pretty much already spoke my peace on this issue.    Tiger can cut the shit with this woe is me routine.    He’s made billions capitalizing on people’s interest in him not only as a golfer, but as a person.    So unless he wants to give back all the money he’s made from Nike, Buick, Rolex, etc then he needs to just shut up and take his medicine like a man.   You don’t want people gossiping about your private life?   I’m not going to say don’t cheat, but don’t fucking leave text messages to some skank from Tool Academy!    I mean how dumb is Tiger Woods?   Like this has to be the worst cheating move I’ve ever seen in my life.    I guess that’s what happens when you grow up being a dork and never talk to girls until you’re rich and famous.  You don’t know how to handle success.    Either way cry me a river with this invasion of privacy bullshit.   Hey nobody would say Elin beat you up if you came out and said what happened right away instead of hiding in your compound for a week.         But the odds are she did whoop your ass and the media got the story exactly right.  Why else would you basically admit that you got busted cheating only after this voicemail came out?    It was deny, deny, deny, whoops Tool Academy Girl just came out of the woodwork “so yeah maybe I cheated a little bit. ”   Give me a break dude.    You want to give me a bazillion dollars?    I’ll cheat like a man and let the Paps crawl up my dick if they want.     That sounds like a good deal by me.

 

PS – The ironic thing about this whole saga is that if Tiger wasn’t such a bitch about it, I’d almost like him more for this.   At least it makes him seem human and not like some emotionless, dickless, robot who his father created in his attic and has never done anything wrong or remotely interesting in his life besides golf.   Like he’s a real person.   But instead he had to take the cowards way out and blame the media for invasion of privacy.     Total bush league move.