Tiger Woods Will Return For the Masters

ESPN - The world’s No. 1-ranked player, who has never missed the year’s first major as a professional, announced in a statement Tuesday that Augusta National Golf Club will be the site of his comeback. “The Masters is where I won my first major and I view this tournament with great respect. After a long and necessary time away from the game, I feel like I’m ready to start my season at Augusta,” Woods said in a statement.”The major championships have always been a special focus in my career and, as a professional, I think Augusta is where I need to be, even though it’s been a while since I last played.” Billy Payne, chairman of Augusta National and the tournament, said: “We support Tiger’s decision to return to competitive golf beginning at this year’s Masters Tournament. Additionally, we support and encourage his stated commitment to continue the significant work required to rebuild his personal and professional life.” “We were pleased to learn that Tiger Woods will be playing the Masters in a few weeks,” PGA Tour commissioner Tim Finchem said in a statement. “He has invested a lot of time taking steps, both in his personal and professional life, in order to prepare for his return. We all wish him and his family the best as he rejoins the Tour.” “We look forward to Tiger’s return to the Masters and seeing him back on the course,” said Nike, Woods’ longtime sponsor, in a statement.
I got to give Tiger Woods credit. This dude just doesn’t give a fuck. I mean coming back for the Masters? That’s cold blooded. Like if you were really trying to convince people that you gave a shit about your wife or saving your marriage wouldn’t you at least skip one major? I mean golf people can talk until they are blue in the face about how he is a changed man and how he has learned his lesson, blah, blah, blah, but it’s all bullshit. The Masters could have been 2 weeks after Elin mashed his face in with a golf club and he wouldn’t have missed it. Hell I think his kid could be drowning and he’d rather let him drown than miss his tee time at Augusta.. The bottom-line is that the only thing Tiger Woods cares about is sticking his dick in white girls and winning majors. That’s it. He’s never going to change and to be honest I don’t have a problem with it. I just think it’s funny when people talk about how they support him as he gets his life together. Give me a break. Nothing has changed. The new Tiger is the same old Tiger and this announcement just proves it. Sinking Putts….Nailin Sluts.
it’s not every day a blasian is allowed to play Augusta. You don’t pass that shit up.
I would like to draw everyone’s attention to the BSSNY for their Smokeshow of the Day. Just make sure you’re alone when you do it.
Your Friend,
Western Loganberries
Yeah forget Tigger smokeshows ftw
Thanks you very much, Logan. As with Adrienne Curry yesterday – every time I see those from-the-neck-down-the-front-beach-shots, all I think is: if I saw that every time I looked down, I’d be fingering myself all day long.
he’s gonna win the mothafucker too and then bang his wife on the green
I have a problem with this fucker, its golf you should be ready. And he is acting like he is overcoming something sooo bad. I’m just sick of hearing about him.
Holy shit, the “Tigger is a great guy” people have started even sooner than I thought. They were all drunk golf morons, but I can see it now. Tigger will get ovations and support for being a great comeback story.
My question is- comeback from what? Nailing hot hostesses, strippers, and porn stars? The only comeback I see is from being a total idiot and not having the back-up secret celly that you only use to help cheat on your wife or girlfriend. Any idiot knows you will never get caught if you keep all slut contacts on another secret phone. Uh, I heard.
my guess is he saves his kid from drowning before the tee time but he’d have his jet ready to get there soon after.
Who cares? Playing golf and banging Ho’s has nothing in common… If no one talked about it, wouldn’t it just go away?
nobody cares anymore – and no one will care if he shoots a 77 on each of the first 2 days.