Fox Sports – He may be a virgin, but women would really like to score with Tim Tebow. According to a new survey released by AshleyMadison.com, the Jets backup quarterback ranked second on a list of athletes women would most likely cheat on their husband with. The ultra-religious Tebow, who has admitted he is waiting for marriage before having sex, finished second on the list, with 19.6 percent of women saying they would have an affair with the former Heisman Trophy winner. English soccer star David Beckham, 37, was the most-desired athlete, with 43.1 percent of women saying they would want to bend it with Beckham. New England quarterback Tom Brady, 34, finished third on the list with 17.9 percent.
First Brady suffers the humiliation of finishing behind Aaron Rodgers and Drew Brees on the NFL Top 100 and now he’s behind Tebow on this list? Oh, Death, where is thy sting? A world class swordsman, seducer and impregnator of gorgeous women loses to a guy with no more experience with women than your average Barstool comments section troll? Has the world gone mad? It has to be the Forbidden Fruit thing. The MILFs who took this survey must just want to say they swiped Tebow’s V-card because it’d like a trophy for them. A pelt on their saddle that says “Look at how hot I am. I got Tebow to unfollow Jesus because I’m so damned irresistable.” No other explanation makes sense. I mean, it can’t be the sex right? They have to know Brady would bang them like a champion, and Tebow would be as useless in the sack as he is in the pocket. No gameplan. Poor decisions. Forcing it into the wrong place. Two pumps and a misfire. I know that’s how I was when I was a virgin. And it’s taken me all these months since to finally get good. Whereas Brady would be ready from the opening whistle to shatter every record in their books. That has to be it. Or women are just dumb because I know which one I’d rather cheat with. @JerryThornton1