(Note: This is NOT a picture from El Pres’ wedding. It was a lovely time and the bride looked much better than this.)

As you all know, El Presidente is away on his honeymoon. The Patriots have a mantra that when one guy is out of action, it’s not his replacement that has to step up, the entire team has to step up. In the case of Barstool that means me, UB and you, the reader. We all have to step up. No taking the week off for any of us. Yesterday was easy because the Pats-Ravens game served up a buffet of blog-worthy items, but not every day will be so easy. Those blog ideas and news stories you send to tips@barstoolsports.com? You’ve got to keep them coming to jerry@barstoolsports.com. Or ub@barstoolsports.com. Otherwise be prepared to spend the entire rest of the week reading UB testifying about how he was saved by Jesus or my insane pro-Lyndon LaRouche rants. In fact, if someone wants to spoon feed me a Local Smokeshow (i.e. crop everyone else but her out of the pictures) I may be willing to invest the time it takes to post it, my real job be damned. So let’s get it done. This is a call to arms to Stoolies everywhere to take ownership of this fine institution and keep us winning until we get EP back off the PUP list.