To Answer El Pres’ Question: Yup.
For a couple of weeks now I’ve had a blog all written in my head. It was going to be about an undefeated Notre Dame team being being denied the chance to play for the National Championship. I’ve been practicing my righteous indignation and preparing myself for the unfairness of it all and rehearsing my outrage. But it presumed that all the teams ahead of them would run the table as well so I sort of sat on it. And then… the last two Saturdays happened. It turns out I was stocking up on supplies for a Frankenstorm that went out to sea. The Irish are No. 1. The only undefeated team in the country (you don’t count, Ohio St.).
It’s been almost 20 years since the last time they were No. 1, so you’ll have to forgive Irish fans if we’re a little rusty on how this is supposed to go. I’d forgotten how when Notre Dame is on top everyone tries to act like it doesn’t count somehow. The schools in the power conferences are saying they should be punished for not playing a conference championship. The haters talk their typical horseshit about soft schedules. The anti-Irish jihadists claim they’ll get blown out of the stadium by Pick One: Alabama, Oregon, Kansas State. So Bama and Oregon lose at home and KSU gets annihilated by Baylor.
The Irish meanwhile have played 10 Football Bowl Subdivision teams. Going into yesterday they’d played the 25th toughest schedule in terms of opponents’ winning percentage, as opposed to 41st by KSU and 59th by Oregon. They faced 6 teams that scored 40+ points the week before facing the Irish and held them to a combined 55 points. They’ve played more Top 25 teams than anyone in the country and beaten them all. You’re entitled to your own opinions, but not your own facts. And now assuming they take care of business at USC next week, the haters and deniers have to come to grips with the fact that they can’t keep Notre Dame out of the title game.



Fact: next week they lose u strange looking mother fucker
Jerry you are a fucking weirdo
you and pres are dueling pianos… cute
Look I hate the Irish too, but all you people saying they are going to lose to USC, you realize USC is awful this year and matt barkley is out for the year right?
They are going to beat USC.
Ahh yes, it’s time for all those hibernating ND fans to emerge. This is going to be an unbearable month and a half until they get their dicks pushed in by Bama, huh?
^ get their dicks pushed in?? Fuck does that even mean?
^ “Docking”. Urban Dictionary it.
I know what docking is, but what if these guys are all circumcised?? this is a fucking great discussion
If this year doesn’t show why college football needs a playoff they’re in serious trouble.
I heard that the ND Glee Club was the inspiration for the show “Glee.” Except without smokeshow Lea Michele.
fuck you thorton you spiny looking fuck, get this trash off the stool
I love how everyone says ND has a weak schedule, they can’t beat the good teams, blah blah blah. Just the stammering of SEC biased idiots.
Only three paragraphs? You feeling ok jt?
ND is a good not GREAT team. beating top 25 teams? Wooooow. Line up and play 2 top 10 teams and a top 15 in successive weeks and then get back to me. The SEC winner will make the Irish wish they didn’t make it to Miami. Get ready for a skull fucking.
Well, I’m excited for an ND vs Bama NC, and it’s not because I feel like we are going to kick their dicks in
After Brian Kelly are there any players/staff on ND even remotely Irish?
SEC teams are overrated to start the year. Anyone who legit thinks Florida, South Carolina, and LSU are top 7 or 8 teams are nuts.
Otwisted, Teio isn’t Irish?
Breathe in the hatred and jealousy, Jerry. Up next: “Notre Dame has sold its soul for football glory.”
@RollTideRoll: His name was originally O’Tei. The ruhtards at Ellis Island messed it up.
Hey JT, did you go to Notre Dame? Or are you just another Southie dickbag with a Starter jacket If you’re the latter, shut the fuck up pink hat.
Until there is a legit playoff system in college, who fucking cares. No computer is going to tell me that Notre Dame is any better than the Ducks, Tide or even K-St. For that matter. The Kuckeyes are the best team in the country anyway. Its all gayness. Anyone who even gets excited over a #1 ranking under this system is
I hate you jerry
You are legitimately one of the ugliest people that I have ever seen
@ RC Cola. you are the dumbest poster in the history of this board…and thats a statement. The SEC is playing chess; everyone else checkers. The bowl games will prove it again.
What year did you graduate from ND, Jerry? Fucking loser.
They’ll beat USC- they probably would even if Barkley were healthy. I can’t wait to see the BCS title game though. They’ll be lucky to keep it a two possession game at any point after the first 15 minutes.
Hey sean. Go check the SEC records in bowls the last 5 years. Bout a .550 winning percentage. Keep believing the ESPN narrative though
shut up jerry you’re an idiot
Did goddy die mid comment?
Of course you’re a Notre Dame fan…
RC=6 nat’l champs bro. in. a. row.
ZIP IT
there’s nothing sorrier in the world to me than Boston Irish people that are Notre Dame fans. i know, i know, “fightin’ irish” makes you feel all tough and proud. but you realize that Boston College is the supposed rival Irish Catholic school, right? the same Boston College in your hometown of Boston? sell-outs. i know they suck, but have some character and root for the home team good, bad, or ugly. at very least don’t unabashedly root for the rival from fucking Indiana because it makes you feel badass to wear a hat or jacket with a little drunk Mick with his dukes up.
Neil is a better writer than Jerry Dorkton.
Shut up, simon. Just a stupid thing to say. Wut up DroMan
Zip it? Why don’t you make like a tree and get out of here bro
cool story jerry.
let’s be serious ilovebarstool – no one is rooting for BC until spaz is fired.
11-0*(Stanford got fucked with the wrong call against ND)
Will do, biff. Just promise not to turtle in the corner when the SEC champ hangs a 30 spot on the fraudulent Irish
Will do, biff. Just promise not to turtle in the corner when the SEC champ hangs a 30 spot on the fraudulent Irish
Love how ND “Subway alumni” (is there a douchier concept in all of sports?) get all pissy when people question their legitimacy. How about 20 years of losing in bowl games? Maybe because they keep getting invited to bowls the DIDN’T DESERVE because they get good TV ratings? Or how about all the people who didn’t go there using the “oh yeah, well it’s better than your school” argument?
If they win, good for them. But the ESP-ND hype machine is going to be almost as intolerable as the shitty non-ND alums beating their chests for a until they get killed by Bama.