Today in New York Bulletin Board Fodder
Just in the last 24 hours:
*The Post is taking a simple, heartfelt e-mail Brady’s wife sent to her loved ones and acting like they’ve Wikileaked a stack of Bush Administration faked WMD memos:
“My sweet friends and family,” the e-mail began. “This sunday will be a really important day in my husband’s life. He and his team worked so hard to get to this point and now they need us more than ever to send them positive energy so they can fulfill their dream of winning this super bowl . . . “So I kindly ask all of you to join me on this positive chain and pray for him, so he can feel confident, healthy and strong. Envision him happy and fulfilled experiencing with his team a victory this sunday. “Thank you for your love and support. Love, G
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Gisele’s pleas for prayer make her sound a lot less confident in the Pats’ chances Sunday than her “Tommy.” Earlier in the week, he brazenly told a crowd of Patriots fans at a pep rally in Massachusetts: “We’re going down there, and were going down there for one reason . . . hopefully we’ll have a lot more people at our party next weekend.” That boast sounds like the kind of arrogance the Patriots engaged in before Super Bowl XLII four years ago
*Jets beat reporter/ ballwasher Rich Cimini says that Brady has gone from great clutch QB to basically Abe Vigoda in the last few years:
…Brady would’ve added, “Actually, I’ve been an average postseason quarterback for a few years.”That’s right: Tom Brady, average… Cool Hand Tom has turned cold…In the Week 9 loss to the Giants, he actually flinched on a third-quarter pass play, ducking from a pass-rusher when no pass-rusher was there. They had him seeing ghosts.
*And the Giants’ self-restraint is fighting a losing battle against their mouths:
There has been a steady stream of cocky comments from the Giants, with the most recent example from Chris Canty. The defensive tackle had a message for Giants fans in an interview with New York’s NBC affiliate. “Get ready for a great game on Super Bowl Sunday,” Canty said. “And get ready for a parade on Tuesday.”
Ordinarily I’d be spitting fire about this. I’d be belittling the supposedly tough NY sports press acting so much like the anchor chicks in some minor TV market that they might as well be wearing Eli jerseys and calling the Giants “we.” But I won’t. Not this time. The NY media and the Giants players have convinced me. The Pats are doomed. They’re planning parades while Brady’s wife is praying for his life to be spared. Brady is the biggest choke artist in the history of the NFL. He’s terrified of the unstoppable Giants pass rush (0.5 more sacks per game this year than the Pats) that he’s going to turtle so bad he’ll make Super Bowl XX Tony Eason look like Mickey Ward. The Giants might have lost 7 games this year and 2 to the Redskins and got outscored by their opponents 400-394, but they might as well be 18-0. They might have been dead last in the NFL in rushing, but the Pats defense can’t stop them. The Pats D was 31st in the league while they Giants were a lofty 29th. They’re the hottest team the league has seen all year, winners of 5 to New England’s paltry 10 straight. The situation is completely hopeless and all the Bulletin Board material in the world can’t help the Patriots now. Thanks, New York, for setting me straight at last. Now I’ll be ready for the major, inevitable asskicking that’s coming. @JerryThornton1



those assholes are so frustrating
I wish today was Thanksgiving so that I could tell all the people sitting around my kitchen table that this post is what I’m thankful for.
Plus, I really want mashed potatoes right now.
You are such a woman.
shut up jerry. no one cares about the fuckin press
Well put Thornton, I feel like these Giants’ (NY Post) articles are being written by a fifth grader. “Bury brady” “poundhog day”. Giants fans are the most obnoxious people on the face of the earth, right after those fatzos at KO Barstool.
Bravo, Jerry. The New York Post might as well be the Weekly fucking World News with all of it’s shock and awe bullshit. I actually found it enlightening to read Gisele’s email, cuz I honestly had no idea she could read, write, speak, or show a lick of emotion. I just love being on the side that doesn’t talk any shit. Tebow is definitely rooting for us now, too. No question.
Great Post Jerry! Love the sarcasm! The Post is a fucking joke! Its just a bunch of tabloids and no real news. Could it be possible that Giants fans are even more obnonxious and arrogant than Jets fans? Jets fans don’t seem to bad right now? Fuck the Giants and Fuck New York! Go Patriots!
Really Jerry. Why are the Pats even planning on taking the field? We’re obviously doomed.
P.S. The Post is absolutely pathetic if they have to use an e-mail sent by Gisele to family and friends to pray for Tom Brady and the Patriots. Like how can you take anything from that e-mail to use as bulletin board material? Nothing! Absolutely pathetic attempt by the Post to stir up some bulletin board material for the Giants and their fans cause the Patriots aren’t giving them shit! Its so pathetic that I don’t even think that the Giants are using the Posts manufactured bulletin board seriously at all! Its just more bullshit from a joke of a newspaper!
Jerry getting visibly upset about people writing how the Patriots are running their mouths after saying the most subtle things is hilarious only because Jerry always writes about how every team runs their mouth against the Patriots by saying the most subtle things
Can someone please tell Gisele it’s spelled
*captial* S, *capital* B Super Bowl? Tnx.
this is the gayest superbowl ever.
who gives a fuck what some new york writer says? he’s just trying to sell papers.
Ah another “subtle” sarcasm piece from Jerry.
Listen to what meth1020 has to say….I mean you could call out JPP for saying Tom Bradys not a god but then you couldnt be on his dick 24/7
And just so you know…no one takes the post seriously. It is the worst newspaper in NY
its called selling papers you dink no need to get your vagina in a twist
If the roles were reversed and Eli’s wife did the same thing, you’d be stirring up the shitpot ridiculing him. Since it’s your ghey boy’s wife who did it, suddenly it’s OK. Jerry, the epitome of hypocrisy.
Aw shucks dont bring abby into this
If you really think NFL players or coaches use newspaper headlines for bulletin board material than I got 10,000 of aluminum siding to sell you.
Wow Jerry, breaking news! New York papers are covering the Super Bowl with New York bias! A+++ Post Jerry!
If anything, wouldn’t this play into the Patriots hands? Going all “Deep Throat” on the wife of the other team’s best player seems like a thing best reveled immediately AFTER the Super Bowl. If the Giants won, if gives them a little extra thing to laugh about. If the Giants lost, they get a chuckle while getting over the loss. Just doesn’t seem wise to take a shot at a player who plays better the more he’s motivated (which goes for plenty of players, not just Brady).
Jerry,
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We get it!! You think that all of the NY papers “go out of their way” to print bulletin board fodder while the Boston papers would NEVER resort to such “yellow journalism”. No need to regurgitate EVERY headline that appears. You DO realize that these “rags” ( NY Post, NY Daily News, etc ) are just trying to sell papers, dont you? Take a look at the Wall Street Journal if you don’t want to see sensationalized headlines.
Tom Brady wears Uggs.
achart, it was Brady’s wife. Gronk is not married.
This game means more to the patriots than it does to the Giants. Giants already beat them in the last Super Bowl and also beat them already this season. Patriots have more to prove
Yeah crunchface, you tell him! I mean it’s not like Billy B put up the article from the Philly paper outlining the parade route before the Pats played them in the superbowl…
Oh, you mean he did put it up? On a bulletin board? Oh man.
When Tom Brady speaks it’s arrogance, when Antrelle Rolle/Chris Canty speak it’s confidence. Ok got it.
OMG did you see what the New York Post said? -Belichek to Pats
Jerry didn’t you already write this blog? Get some new sarcastic stats please.
Did someone just say this game doesnt matter to the Giants cause they won in the preseason?…. woooooooow
i swear i posted that after cavs88
because average new york giants fans have anything to do with what the worst newspaper in this country prints. cmon now.
Prez, stop posting “smoke shows” that don’t have bikini shots. Clean it up dude.
New York needs a tsunami, and has needed it for awhile.
new site for all you stoolies http://straightbored.wordpress.com/
no tsunamis in the atlantic. just hurricanes.
usually i dont read your blogs, but i decided to because, being a Giants fan, this one seemed relevant and worth reading. Unfortunately, this blog is the most ignorant thing I have read on this site in a while. I want to go on a huge rant and explain how simply looking at regular season statistics is naive and stupid, but instead I will be concise.
Momentum is somewhat important in the playoffs.
Bradyhasflow, Giants beat them in the regular season, dicknut.
And Jerry, wheres the stat on the winning teams that the Pats beat this season? Brady is an amazing quarterback but the Giants have his number. I can’t wait for JPP to stuff him and be like “how was that, Babe?”