Today Is Scientifically The Most Depressing Day of the Year
Inquisitor - Happy Blue Monday! According to a questionably scientific formula, the most depressing day of the year will fall on January 21 in 2013. Blue Monday was created by UK psychologist Cliff Arnall back in 2005. Arnall looked at various issues that can cause depressing and found that the most depressing day of the year falls on the third Monday of January. Why? Well it’s a Monday for one. Arnall also says that this is the time of year where holiday shopping bills are due, New Year’s resolutions are starting to fall apart and the weather is typically miserable. So yes, Blue Monday may seem like the most depressing day of the year.
Well you don’t have to convince me that today is the most depressing day of the year. And as such I guess now is as good a time as any to address a few questions that most Patriot fans have to be asking themselves right now. I mean if we’re going to say today is scientifically the most depressing day of the year let’s not half ass it. Let’s depress the fuck out of each other.
#1 – Is Wes Welker a choke artist?
You can’t argue with Wes Welker’s numbers. You can’t argue with his production. You can’t argue with what he’s meant to this team during the regular season. You also can’t argue that the most memorable play of each of the last two Patriots post season losses was a Wes Welker drop. Just a kick in the balls drop that had a direct outcome on the game. Passes that great WR’s like Welker should just never drop in a million years. There is no way to explain it other than to wonder whether he is a choke artist.
#2 – Is Gronk injury prone?
Everybody knows Gronk is a beast when healthy. But the reason he fell to the Pats in the draft is because he missed his entire senior year with a back injury. Now this is 2nd season in a row he’s been unavailable in the playoffs. Yeah he played against the Giants but he was a shell of himself. Hopefully this was a fluke but you got to start to wonder.
#3 – Can You Win With A Gimmick Offense?
I’ve been beating this drum for years. I hate our no-huddle offense. I hated when we used to spread the field and throw every play too. Gimmick shit like that works in the regular season. Eventually though you play a physical team in the playoffs and lose. We used to be that physical team that would laugh at teams like the Colts and the Rams and now ourselves. Teams that hung 50 on the worst teams in the league but would fold when you punch them in the mouth. I’ve just never seen a team in the history of football run a quirky offense and be physical at the same time. You can’t have both. When the Patriots were winning superbowls it was smash mouth football. Ball control, defense and Brady. Somewhere along the way that changed and we became an offense first football team. We haven’t won a superbowl since. Even after today’s loss everybody is talking about what Brady needs. Forget about that. Forget about building the offense. . Let’s get back to building a kick ass defense that can win by itself. Offense wins game. Defense wins championships.
#4 – Is Brady Over-Rated?
This is a tough one to answer. Before the game started Boomer Esiason called him the greatest QB who has ever lived. Honestly I don’t know anymore. Yeah he’s a certain first ballot HOF’er. He has 3 superbowls that you can never take away from him. But facts are he hasn’t won a big game since 2005. He hasn’t won a big game since the media has deemed him the golden boy. And once again yesterday he made some uncharacteristic mistakes in big moments highlighted by his clock mismanagement at the end of the first half. Things that if other QB’s did they’d get vilified for. Football is definitely a team game. And as I mentioned with question #3 since the Patriots have become a Brady first team we haven’t won shit.
That’s all I got. Now excuse me while I go puke.


Complete disaster. I had to double check when I woke up to make sure civilization hadn’t ended.
Nothing, I repeat NOTHING, makes me more furious than when fans say “we” and “us” when talking about their teams. You’re not on the payroll you hook nosed troll
If brady is overrated what does that make every other qb in the league?
Yes, I’m reposting my comment from a previous blog because it fits better with point #4
The reason that this is so deflating for the pats (in my opinion) is because that potential 4th ring for Brady ends the %u201Cbest qb in history%u201D debate. Now, a case can be made for Montana, Unitas, Brady and there is no wrong answer. BUT if Brady ever gets that 4th ring it%u2019s no longer a debate. Which, as a giants fan makes it that much more sweet. Still envious of pats fans though. Must be nice to never have to be stressed for 17 weeks.
Who do quotation marks come out fucked up over an iPhone??
PS Brady and that hoodie wearing mouth breather are the absolute worst. The best outcome would’ve been if the stadium blew up last night like Bane was there.
Why*
gotta give you credit for facing reality and reaching acceptance so quickly. I like this side of you much better. Now, go find some funny shit to make us idiots look at and laugh about, that’s what makes bss great.
Ohh Boo fucking Hooo …
My team loses in the AFC Championship after many picked them to win yet another Super Bowl…
Fuck off.
Sign,
Cleveland
Overrated? A bit. I think people are starting to realize that Brady is easily rattled and frustrated when his team is down. But yes the D needs to improve on the back end and Gronk is definitely injury prone.
How many Super Bowls has Brady won since they got caught cheating? 0. Brady is the most overrated player in the league. He’s a .500 QB since him and belicheck got busted
*.500 playoff record
It’s amazing how unathletic Brady is, that attempted run on 4th and 4 was straight up hard to watch
@Dixen, when fans spend money on tickets, merchandise, etc. that help fund the organization saying “we” and “us” is perfectly acceptable.
what a shame. kirk lazarus put it best; SURVIVE.
Was last night disappointing? Yes. But lets keep in mind what team is making deep championship runs year after year. If we were winning the big one every year Goodell would say we’re being unsportsmanlike or some stupid shit. When it’s all said and done the Patriots over a 15 year period were one of the best there’s ever been.
Your Tom is not an awesome Tom.
@Dixen Uranus….i hate when people get all upset when people say “we” referring to their favorite team. everyone knows they’re not on the team. when people say “we”, they’re referring to the team and it’s collective fanbase.
brady is not overrated. belichick? absolutely. might be the biggest fraud in the history of sports. defensive genius my ass. pats havent had a legit defense in like a decade.
What is one thing that the Browns and the Pats have in common? They both are not playing in the Superbowl…
Well done Prez. Hate to admit it, but Gronk is absolutely injury prone. He’s the Bob Sanders of the Pats
Thanks pinkie. Go jump on the B’s bandwagon and start counting how many day till pitchers and catcher arrive. You disgust me.
i don’t know if Gronk is injury-prone per se. the high ankle sprain last year, that would’ve happened to anyone. the arm this year, just bad breaks, no pun intended. what does worry me is that due to his size, you’re going to see a lot of guys going low on him, which can lead to knee injuries.
Brady is Brady. QB greatness can’t be measured in championships, those are TEAM accomplishments, not personal ones. Dan Marino, Jim Kelly, Warren Moon, Dan Fouts…all those guys are better than Trent Dilfer, Jim McMahon, Brad Johnson, Jeff Hostetler, and Mark Rypien.
Welker gets us here every year, and he had the only TD catch, so no. Gronk appears to be very injury prone, perhaps it’s time to cut back on booze and go with calcium ha. You can’t win a championship with a gimmick offense, time of possession is such a big factor in post season, and it clearly wore down out D. Brady isn’t overrated, he just lost fire last night. Looked like he could’ve cared less if we won or not. I’m blaming Gisele. She dresses him like a giant pussy, and his play reflects it. We really need to get a mobile QB for the heir to the throne. It’s pretty clear that’s becoming the future of the NFL, just adds so much more to the offense
@otwisted It’s funny, I looked on the list of players, coaches, and front office, and didn’t see you anywhere on there…. You are a customer, not a shareholder…. You don’t say “we” when talking about a retail store you buy from…. “I shopped at Walmart and we have a great store.” No different here
Cry me a fucking river Pres. I’m a Pats fan and this is pathetic. Sure it sucks that the team lost but this is taking being a poor loser to an entirely new level.
Yes, Welker is a choke artist. At the time, the SB drop last year seemed like an isolated incident. Now we know it wasn’t. He can’t come up big when it counts. And yesterday he dropped more than just that easy 3rd quarter one. People are forgetting his drop early in the game plus he had two against Houston last week. I’ll always love him and there’s no denying his toughness. In the regular season he’s unbelievable. But I can’t rely on him when it counts anymore.
Gonk and Wilcock
brady is not overrated, just human
@Pats fan did he of did he not get the only TD catch of the game? Sorry Tom played like absolute shit so it made one catch seem way more relevant than it was. Maybe if Brady could’ve sacked up and ran for at least one of those WIDE FUCKING OPEN HOLES for two yards as a first..game would’ve gone differently. Tired of people blaming Welker when Tom played like trash
I’m always confused when people question Welker as a choke artist or not. He’s an undersized white receiver who is only relevant in NFL terms because he played with one of the best QBs in the history of the game. That’s it. Debating choke or not is just a waste of breath.
Also #5 How pathetic are Eagles fans? I mean wow, talk about balls coming on these boards talking shit with how absolutely horrible their organization is right now? Pathetic
@whatthehell
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/199345-the-truth-about-spygate-punishing-success-and-promoting-parity
I haven’t been able to stop cumming since last night.
I can’t believe this lucid, accurate assessment was written by you. Far cry from all-we-do-is-win, we’re-so-much-better-than-Peyton, barstool-is-responsible-for-the-titles bullshit that you love to peddle on a regular basis to get the comments/pageviews. Phrases “and as such” leads me to believe that Mr Belichick-Dick-Sucker Thornton wrote this for you.
@sandusky, apples and oranges. I stand by my statement. Proceed to fuck yourself
Key point – they turned into the pussy team the 2001-2004 Pats used to beat up. That’s it.
Totally agree on the offense, hate it. Not real football and can be beaten when a team decides to hit hard. Happened against Seattle this year, Balt, SF and Jets and Giants in the playoffs. Works great against shitty teams, but fails against guys who come to hit.
Pres, seriously shut the fuck up, you don’t know shit about football.
It’s not a big secret that gronk has been taking hgh for years and his body is starting to breakdown. It’s the side effects of having muscles too large for his bones. How many other players broke forearms this year?
The Pats D plays with ZERO emotion/passion it looks like. I think Welker is the best regular season WR of all time. Your statement that Brady hasn’t won a big game since ’05 is a joke. He hasn’t won the LAST game since then. And actually, I think Brady actually won the last two Super Bowls…….only to have the Defense fucking CHOKE and give the games back. He gave them the lead with under 2 minutes in both games.
Hey Otwisted, What did i say? Ravens 27-Pats-17. You got all hot and bothered at the time.
@ilovebaratool read the blog man. “I hate our no-huddle offense”. “I hated when we used to spread the field and throw the ball every play too”. Was he talking about the Patriots or when the “collective fanbase” plays 2 hand touch in the parking lot?
I love sports and all of my teams, but just because I buy tickets and jerseys doesn’t mean I consider myself a part of the organization. Nor should I.
Yes to all of the above questions.
dont try to take about sports queer boy, you know absolutely nothing about them
Enough blame to go around. Play calling sucked. Time management sucked. Defense sucked. And yes Brady sucked. But that doesn’t mean he is overrated. He’s been to the superbowl 5 times. He’s not the best ever. Buts he’s 2 or 3 at his position.
Enough blame to go around. Play calling sucked. Time management sucked. Defense sucked. And yes Brady sucked. But that doesn’t mean he is overrated. He’s been to the superbowl 5 times. He’s not the best ever. Buts he’s 2 or 3 at his position.
Ole! Ole! Ole!
Go Habs Go!
Ole! Ole! Ole!
Go Habs Go!
You needed a Baltimore/DC Barstool years ago
Losing Aqib Talib in the first quarter is why we lost that game… not brady, not welker, not the no huddle. We lost our best CB and they put up 21 unanswered points. Cut and dry.
Welcome to the offseason
You pull this troll fuckng blog after pulling the umteenth jinx fucking move. You are a fucking douche bag
Love watching patriots fans chew apart their own team, but as an unbiased fan of neither team, wtf are pats fans talking about today? Wes Welker had 120 yards and a TD, sure he dropped two balls but teams would kill for that kind of consistent production from their top guy. First reason why the pats lost: Their secondary sucks. 2nd reason: When by far the two best players of the that shitty unit (Talib and Chung) went down in the first quarter even a qb like Flacco could pick it apart easy. What about scapegoating Wilfork instead of Welker? Big guy was invisible all game against a team that 100% relies on the run to set up Flacco’s throws.
Take welker out of the system and away from Tom Brady and he’s a number 2-3 WR.
Is the greatest quarterback to ever play the game of football overrated? God you’re a moron. The patriots are basically the favorite to win the Super Bowl every year for a decade. They played poorly against a pretty good team and lost in the AFC championship game. Man the fuck up and move on with your life. Next year we’ll be right back in this position with a shot at the Super Bowl.
Brady is the best quarterback of all time (in passing the ball 7 yards or less).
Well played Pres. Didn’t expect u to go this route but all ur questions are completely logical. Instead of making excuses, face the facts and answer the tough questions. Good job
Injuries hurt the pats at the wrong time. Ravens got healthy and hot at the perfect time this year. Healthy is hugely important in the playoffs
Respect for realistically shredding your team Pres. Its easy to ride the train and inflate your team when you’re on top, but to see the flaws and admit them takes some big (nose) balls. Gronk is your team right now, your defense is good but not great (Talib played outside of his skin,) the offense has no out and out superstars outside of Mr MALK. Tommy Terrific hasn’t truly out kicked his coverage, hack writers suddenly dropping him from the same picture as Montana is ridiculous after one loss. This whole “RINGS OR DIE” attitude is preposterous. Lopping Tony G and Marino etc in a lesser stratosphere in a TEAM GAME as those who have won rings is ludicrous. I hate NE for their fans, but respect the hell out of what Bill and Brady have done, but lumping Elway and Peyton in the choke artist column is as insane as TRENT FUCKING DILFER suddenly dissecting Brady in the same light following one game..
I WANT SMITHERS KNEE JERK REACTIONS AND I WANT THEM NOW.
It must kill pres to realize Brady hasn’t won a big game since ND alum Charlie Weis left as OC.
http://youtu.be/DcRESwCSU3w
Can’t Stop A Nosebleed, much hasn’t changed.
Brady would’ve won 7 titles by now if he had the ravens, niners, falcons, giants D…. That said he was a fucking embarrassment in that game, but we know have 5 years of examples where the offense could get it done, yet belichick rolls out this shot hole talentless defense every fucking year…… Belichick and craft should be ridiculed for how pathetic that D has been since 06 and they’ve done NOTHING
Brady would’ve won 7 titles by now if he had the ravens, niners, falcons, giants D…. That said he was a fucking embarrassment in that game, but we know have 5 years of examples where the offense could get it done, yet belichick rolls out this shot hole talentless defense every fucking year…… Belichick and craft should be ridiculed for how pathetic that D has been since 06 and they’ve done NOTHING
Brady would’ve won 7 titles by now if he had the ravens, niners, falcons, giants D…. That said he was a fucking embarrassment in that game, but we know have 5 years of examples where the offense could get it done, yet belichick rolls out this shot hole talentless defense every fucking year…… Belichick and craft should be ridiculed for how pathetic that D has been since 06 and they’ve done NOTHING
Brady would’ve won 7 titles by now if he had the ravens, niners, falcons, giants D…. That said he was a fucking embarrassment in that game, but we know have 5 years of examples where the offense could get it done, yet belichick rolls out this shot hole talentless defense every fucking year…… Belichick and craft should be ridiculed for how pathetic that D has been since 06 and they’ve done NOTHING
Brady would’ve won 7 titles by now if he had the ravens, niners, falcons, giants D…. That said he was a fucking embarrassment in that game, but we know have 5 years of examples where the offense could get it done, yet belichick rolls out this shot hole talentless defense every fucking year…… Belichick and craft should be ridiculed for how pathetic that D has been since 06 and they’ve done NOTHING
Brady would’ve won 7 titles by now if he had the ravens, niners, falcons, giants D…. That said he was a fucking embarrassment in that game, but we know have 5 years of examples where the offense could get it done, yet belichick rolls out this shot hole talentless defense every fucking year…… Belichick and craft should be ridiculed for how pathetic that D has been since 06 and they’ve done NOTHING
Brady would’ve won 7 titles by now if he had the ravens, niners, falcons, giants D…. That said he was a fucking embarrassment in that game, but we know have 5 years of examples where the offense could get it done, yet belichick rolls out this shot hole talentless defense every fucking year…… Belichick and craft should be ridiculed for how pathetic that D has been since 06 and they’ve done NOTHING
Brady would’ve won 7 titles by now if he had the ravens, niners, falcons, giants D…. That said he was a fucking embarrassment in that game, but we know have 5 years of examples where the offense could get it done, yet belichick rolls out this shot hole talentless defense every fucking year…… Belichick and craft should be ridiculed for how pathetic that D has been since 06 and they’ve done NOTHING
Brady would’ve won 7 titles by now if he had the ravens, niners, falcons, giants D…. That said he was a fucking embarrassment in that game, but we know have 5 years of examples where the offense could get it done, yet belichick rolls out this shot hole talentless defense every fucking year…… Belichick and craft should be ridiculed for how pathetic that D has been since 06 and they’ve done NOTHING
I love the argument that Brady can’t win the big game, so this years AFC title game was the big game but last years title game wasn’t?
Brady would’ve won 7 titles by now if he had the ravens, niners, falcons, giants D…. That said he was a fucking embarrassment in that game, but we know have 5 years of examples where the offense could get it done, yet belichick rolls out this shot hole talentless defense every fucking year…… Belichick and craft should be ridiculed for how pathetic that D has been since 06 and they’ve done NOTHING
The gimmick offense comment is fucking retarded considering the fact that a team that runs the pistol is in the Super Bowl. Old man shit
Brady would’ve won 7 titles by now if he had the ravens, niners, falcons, giants D…. That said he was a fucking embarrassment in that game, but we know have 5 years of examples where the offense could get it done, yet belichick rolls out this shot hole talentless defense every fucking year…… Belichick and craft should be ridiculed for how pathetic that D has been since 06 and they’ve done NOTHING
This is why I hate youur jew ass. All season you have the entire pats rosters dicks in your mouth then one bad game and you start crying 5 minutes later. I’m pissed too but I won’t hate on wes, brady or bill because I know they will be right back there next year. All the haters can suck my dick too. You people wish you had our teams just to be in the hunt every year is greatness. Something broncos, jets, ravens, packers and even the giants fans wish they had. Yeah the pats have lost some big games but nobody wins all their playoff games its just not possible. So prez you dumb jew piece of shit stop watching sports. Jews aren’t good at anything but saving money and being lawyers so stick to that. Oh and I hope you get ass raped tonight on ur way home to the subs or next time ur on newbury street
Saying you hate the no huddle offense and calling it a “gimmick” may have been one of the most retarded things I have ever heard someone say about the Patriots. That is why we win games have you ever watched a patriots game before ?
Saying you hate the no huddle offense and calling it a “gimmick” may have been one of the most retarded things I have ever heard someone say about the Patriots. That is why we win games have you ever watched a patriots game before ?
Saying you hate the no huddle offense and calling it a “gimmick” may have been one of the most retarded things I have ever heard someone say about the Patriots. That is why we win games have you ever watched a patriots game before ?
And yes I am a hardo that posted three times
Brady would’ve won 7 titles by now if he had the ravens, niners, falcons, giants D…. That said he was a fucking embarrassment in that game, but we know have 5 years of examples where the offense could get it done, yet belichick rolls out this shot hole talentless defense every fucking year…… Belichick and craft should be ridiculed for how pathetic that D has been since 06 and they’ve done NOTHING
brady is a snail
wes welker is one of the most productive wide receivers in patriots history and that is partially/mostly because of the system he is in. HOWEVER, he has some of the worst hands in the league at the biggest moments of games. that’s pretty indisputable. as a huge pats fan, i’d love to see him back, but i definitely don’t want them breaking the bank for him
I don’t get it. I’m not depressed
-Baltimore
Gronk is looking ilke he’s the next Bob Sanders.
Gronk is looking like he’s the next Bob Sanders. http://aidanfromworcester.com/2013/01/21/bernard-pollard-shows-us-how-they-dance-in-fort-wayne-pats-lose-pastor-ray-preaches-kill-me-now/
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