Today Show Remembers 9/11 by Talking to Kris Jenner About Her Tits. But I’d Rather Talk About the Man in the Red Bandana
New York - NBC and the ‘Today’ show have come under fire for their decision to air an interview with ‘Keeping up With the Kardashians’ matriarch Kris Jenner about her breast implants instead of this morning’s moment of silence at 8.46.a.m. held in memory of the victims of 9/11… Instead of watching the events from Washington D.C. where President Obama was in attendance and New York where families of the victims and representatives of the NYPD, FDNY and Port Authority Police gathered, the majority of NBC viewers were treated to Kris Jenner discussing her latest breast operation… Speaking with ‘Today’s’ Savannah Guthrie on Tuesday, Jenner, the star of ‘Keeping up with the Kardashians’ discussed September 9th’s penultimate episode that showcased her plans to get her 23-year-old breast implants replaced.’I thought it was such a great idea to film that,’ Jenner told TODAY’s Savannah Guthrie Tuesday morning. ‘The reason I went in and did that was because I had had my implants in for 152 years — you know, a long time, way longer than their shelf life.’
Well done, Today Show. Way to go, Matt Lauer. Savannah? Al? Good job, guys. Good effort. It’s important on a day like this for all Americans to come together and remember what unites us. What makes us truly One Nation, Under God. And that thing is the Kardashians. If there was one thing that all those brave souls who ran toward the danger while thousands were fleeing for their lives stood for, it was Kris Jenner and the condition of the bags of saline she has sewn into her saggy fun bags. That’s what they went into those towers for and never made it out. So that we could celebrate the lives of vapid, spoiled, over-privileged cunts who get famous whoring out their daughters to go on TV and brag about their fake tits. God Bless America. God Bless Kris Jenner and her disgusting plastic boobjob.
On a day like today I can’t bring myself to just write a blog that’s about everything that’s wrong with America without ending it on a positive note. This Outside the Lines segment aired last year apparently but it was new to me when Stool Hall of Famer @jmchishom Tweeted it this morning. It’s about the BC lacrosse player who dreamed of being a firefighter but instead ended up working as a trader in the World Trade Center. He helped rescue people instead of saving himself, and when they found his body in the rubble, he was among all the on duty FDNY guys who’d perished too. The only way his parents found out what he was doing before the towers came down is one of the survivors mentioned being saved by a young guy with a red bandana. That was him. It’s long, but it’s the best 13 minutes you’ll spend today. And exactly the kind of story that needs to be told to keep this day as day of true rememberance. Rest in peace, Welles Crowther. @JerryThornton1
I want to know why there hasn’t been a video of Pres and Jerry on stairclimbers, seeing who collapses first.
And I’ll always remember where I’ll be the day someone finally impales this narcissistic bitch with a pole vault.
why couldn’t the terrorist have flown the plane into the kardashian residence
Kris Jenner, the Kardashians and NBC should all be wiped out by a drone strike.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: the mother is the worst of the Kardashians. Those girls may have turned out semi-normal and certainly better off if their mother was anyone other than that narcissistic, attention-whore cunt; and I’m including Susan Smith and Andrea Yates in that discussion.
the only two differences between kris jenner and jerry thornton is success and fake tits.
That video has me crying like a pussy.
thank you for the video Jerry
A JDAM striking the Kardashian whorehouse would be the first moments of their bullshit that would be quality TV.
A+ blog. NBC is an absolute disgrace.
Savannah Guthrie should have to eat a black cock for doing the interview and see first hand what being a kardashian is really all about
Her tits are eerily similar to the twin towers… they have both been destroyed.
Powerful video, Jerry. Never forget.
Wow, that story just crushed me. Welles, like many others, is a true American hero.
Her implants are so old they are made of wood.
You stoolies criticize those who like the Kardashians (rightfully so) but then on Sunday you sit down and worship a bunch of behemoths (most of which are probably just as dumb as the Kardashians) shortening their lifespans of a field. Are you guys really that much better than the Kardashian fans?
Fuck you, intigator3.
lol @ instigator. killer analogy, bro!
i also cried like a pussy at the 9/11 video. thanks for posting that, jerry.
I can’t describe how i feel about this video. The fact that i haven’t amounted to shit of what he had to sacrifice, tears me apart inside. Really puts everything into perspective of what our soldiers go through every god damn night, to fight for our freedom. God bless to this man for being everything we all should want to become. RIP Welles Crowther
A+ Jerry.
Those of you watched that video and decided to write something stupid, fuck you. These accounts move me to tears 100 times out of 100. Maybe the combination of age, arrogance and a lack of respect yield these comments. Maybe most of you are too young and don’t feel the sting that I and others still feel. I remember what happened like it was yesterday. I heard the news on the radio in the shop that I worked in. I was 25. My boss let us go home early that day and as I watched the footage, I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. The next morning, I woke up at 3AM and headed to NYC (from CT). I parked in the Bronx and took the subway as far south as it went. From there, I walked as far as south you were allowed to walk (I believe it was Canal St.) I told the national guard that I was a volunteer Iron Worker and I wanted to help. The FBI took me to Ground Zero. While in the car, I heard on the scanner that they had found a survivor who was tapping in pipes under the rubble. When I got there it was total hell. 4 inches of concrete rubble on the ground like gray snow. papers all in the trees. Fires, yelling, crying. I began removing rubble by hand as part of a chain of people. Every 5 minutes or so, people would start screaming for everyone to be quiet because someone thought they could hear a survivor under the rubble. There were at least 10 refrigerated tractor trailers for the body parts, of which I saw more than I care to remember. The firemen set up triage in a building that had, at one time, a massive skylight where you could look up and see the twin towers. I don;t remember the name of the building, but when I was in it, everyone started screaming and running because they thought it was collapsing. I never ran so goddam fast in my life. Past the refrigerated trailers onto the West Side Highway. I was there for around 24 hours doing anything I could to help. The faces of the firefighters and police officers who just lost their friends, brothers, sons…. Sorry, I’m rambling. Younger guys, show a little more respect, please.
Fuck I’m a mess right now, tears, runny boogies, everything. Kid have a giant set of balls on him.
Somethings are off limits and 9/11 is one of those things.
Saw that video earlier today and it tore me right up. I feel like I cry every year on this day and today, after watching that video was no different. Today has become the only day of the year that we all have something in common. Doesn’t matter what race, religion, ethnicity, or anything else you are. We are all Americans. It’s a day to remember the people like Welles Crowder who sacrificed everything so somebody else didn’t have to. God bless and may the Kardashians die in a fire. Oh and fuck you instigator3. But seriously….take a minute to pray or remember or whatever you deem appropriate for those lost on September 11th, 2001.
Hard to type with eyes full of tears. Thanks JT for posting the Welles tribute video, it restores my faith in humanity…untill the next World Star Hip Hop video.
You can register for the Red Bandana Run at BC which is 10/13/12 this year. The proceeds benefit a trust in Welles’ name. His immediate family will be there and it is a pretty big event. http://www.active.com/running/chestnut-hill-ma/welles-remy-crowther-red-bandanna-5k-run-walk-2012
@instigator – yes, i am lightyears better than every kardashian fan on earth. at least i am a fan of talented athletes playing the most competitive game on earth. kardashian fans are fans of talentless spoiled cunts who spend 30 minute episodes whining about bullshit, fucking black dudes, and texting all day long – all because they got famous because their dad helped get a murderer off and one of the daughters made a sextape with a Z-level R&B singer
WTF is OTL doing this story?
Great post Jerry
If Al-Qaeda flew a plane into the Kardashians, I’m not saying I’d call it even, but I’d have to think about it.
Awesome video JT. NBC should be ashamed of themselves of showing that garbage instead of honoring those lost. Matt Lauer is a huge tool.
I think instigator3 is having some fun with the ‘thumbs down’ button now too.
Finally was able to watch the OTL video. A plus post, Jerry. Makes me sick to hear hippie assholes say 9/11 was a government conspiracy, or even just how it seems so many Americans have forgotten that day.
Incredible blog.
that was the most incredible story i have ever heard, edrooney you are a true american who ever gave his comment a thumbs down needs to pull down his pants and sit on his own thumb you fucking scumbag. Never Forget.
well worth the 13 minutes
JT maybe your best blog ever. And edrooney fucking wow man. That was a fucked up day and time. Kudos to you for going down and helping. And the Muslim assholes actually had the fucking balls to want to build a Mosque on ground zero. Never forget.
It was on OTL because Welles used to play for BC when they had a D-1 lacrosse program, before Title IX cut it.
Three words you’ll never see me write again:
GREAT BLOG, JERRY
9/11/01 – Never Forget
Good story, fuckin crying. I was wondering why everyone in the subway in SF was going the exact opposite way and downtown was empty as I walked to my office that day….then the security guard at our building gave me the bad news. Here’s to all the truly brave heroes that gave their lives that day – we will never forget.
P.S. he’s a LAX bro. Fuckin awesome.