Tom Brady: Boxer
Just when I began to doubt Tom Brady, our prayers are answered. Last week I wrote this blasphemy questioning Tom’s commitment and admitting that my faith in his work ethic was starting to get shaken, and now we find out that the reason he’s out in LA isn’t to hang out with celebrities or go shopping on Rodeo Drive, it’s because he’s taken up boxing. Or mixed martial arts. Anyway, it’s something badass. According to the website Faded Youth, these pictures were taken at a boxing gym in Beverly Hills. So it’s clear what’s going on here. Brady’s gone to LA to train to get back the Eye of the Tiger. And the way to get it back is to go back to the beginning. And that’s what he’s doing here. He’s back on the street just man and his will to survive. I mean, just look at the fight and determination he’s showing here. He’s back to his roots, like it’s 2001 all over again and his sparring partner in the leather baseball hat has NO chance. It’s kind of ironic too since Stephen Neal is the one rumored to be considering a career in Ultimate Fighting, because if these pictures are any indication, this year Tom Brady’s the one who’s ready to eat lightning and crap thunder.
he looks fat…and his hair looks gay. That’s what my wife told me anyway…
jerry, you realize that neither the Brady, Belichick nor the Pats are winning anything anytime soon right? are the Pats even a top 10 team in the league?
he is the least sweaty boxer I have ever seen
Bukkake Nancy Pelosi
Glass Joe?
The hairhelmet is in….. YES!
“[T]he reason he’s out in LA [is] because he’s taken up boxing. Or mixed martial arts.”
Right. Those aren’t available on the east coast.
Gayest looking boxer in the history of the sport. I’ve seen tougher looking pillows.
he looks awkward as fuck in the ring
» el idioto said: { Mar 22, 2010 – 09:03:41 }
jerry, you realize that neither the Brady, Belichick nor the Pats are winning anything anytime soon right? are the Pats even a top 10 team in the league?
Let me guess, you think the Jets are going to dominate next year? Why don’t we hold off on this Jets thing until they actually do something besides show some promise?
I don’t care how big a homer you are. If you can’t admit Brady looks queer in these pics you have a big dump in your pants.
Maybe he is getting tired of Gisele whooping his ass.
I have a big dump in my pants and I think that Brady looks gay in these pics.
Yea, pic 1 definitely looks like he is trying too hard for the “I’m a badass look” there.
And he looks fat in pic 2.
Besides, Brady is training in Beverly Hills. Rocky trained in the mountains of Siberia with farm tools and slabs of beef for punching bags. He didn’t run around with a man purse sipping lattes in Cali. He was too busy building hurting bombs.
Seems pretty consistent with your pit bull post. He’s overcompensating for something.
snooky has better abs
That is the biggest staged event I’ve seen in years.
Her people figured-out that their image (Mr. & Mrs. Bundchen’s) is falling due to her over-feminizing him and they worked quickly to try to restore their image as the “it couple.”
With so much earning power from her and their image, you can hardly blame them for managing it like this. He looks much more comfortable running her errands and carrying a man purse. Can ‘Dancing with the Stars’ be too far off?
he’s a “metro sexual” and thats was fine when he didnt give a fuck. now he doesn’t win superbowls and is trying to look tough. just play football, fuck models and dress like your getting on the fucking Titanic. just dont apologize for it.
I’ve seen Marissa Miller do this workout and she would kick his ass. Giselle is making your mancrush real soft their Jerry. He must be working out to help him carry more of his wife’s shopping bags.
I he working out with his tank top tucked into his sweatpants? What the fu….
He is wearing rib protection pads around his midsection which makes him look like he has a beer belly, which he does not. Anyway he is kind of an awkward dude to begin with so he does look a lil’ fagula with the circa Karate Kid ‘do.
Why is he fighting Tiger Woods?
Did Tiger bang Gisele, too?!?!
The toughest Boxers of our generation all came out of Beverly Hills. Its a known fact that it is a hot bed of both mixed martial arts and heavyweight boxing champions.
Obvious Photoshop – Added tape wrap, deleted I-phone from right hand and soy latte from left.
Nice figure. Handsome woman.
Just like Rocky In Rocky 3. He hit a stalemate in his career and had to return to his roots. I like it.
Have to agree here… as much of a Pats fan as I am, Brady is making that boxing ring look like an Abercrombie photo shoot.
Lets be honest here. Ever since Brady started tapping Bunsen’s Bunsen, hes been turning LA doosh. At least on the outside, as long as hes winning games I can accept that….but dammit i dont have to like it
So wait….y is he working on his “boxing” and not spending several hours a day on a field doing agility drills and throwing footballs until his arm feels numb? I mean he’s still our quarterback right? So y isn’t he doing quarterback shit? Fuckin A.
I think BB needs to have a serious sit-down with our boy
This is so staged. Like brady is bare fisting his Bev Hills waterboy. No gloves, no boxing, just shadow-gayness. Besides, tough to really box wearing a man-purse
Without gloves, what are they really doing…nut tag?
How come none of the pictures show him throwing a punch? Just two “guys” fluffing each other up
he looks gay so when he beats you its embarassing like maddux did with his glasses after games
These pics are ghey. But anybody remember Brady’s NFL combine video? This guy has never been an athletic specimen. I don’t care what he does in the offseason. Keep him protected in the pocket and get a decent defense and we will be in the playoffs with a decent shot to win it all nearly every year.
Brady Quinn is in great shape. Would we rather have him? Tom Brady, Manning, Favre, Rothlisraper… it’s not the six-pack abs that are bringing the W’s.
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solid steel