Tom Brady’s Earth Hour Commericial Made Me Very Uncomfortable
Listen I love Tom Brady as much as the next guy and yes I know he’s married to Gisele. And yes I know he’s impregnated like 12,000 bitches. But I think he’s officially half gay now or something. It’s like that scene in District 9 where the alien arm starts growing on that dude except instead of it being an alien arm, it’s the gay. I’m just worried that this new softer, gentler, kinder version of Tom Brady is not going to win us any more superbowls. Somebody needs to slap in in the face and snap him out of this funk. I mean you’re Tom Brady man! Get with it! Now excuse me while I go schedule Earth Hour into my calender. Hey I didn’t say that if Tom Brady asks me to shut my lights off I won’t fucking do it did I? I just want to win too.
Your boy Sleezy is at it again
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This video solidifies Tom Brady will be a fahhhg…. i mean patriot, for the rest of his lyfe
is that his kitchen?
1977 called and wants its haircut back.
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Joey Galloway leaves his lights on
Yeeeaaahhh, I could do without the Peter Brady haircut there Tommy.
And no way that’s his kitchen. That’s one of those display kitchens at Home Depot.
lights off for mike brady
when was this video shot? 1983? I half expected Mr. T to come in “pitying the fool who doesn’t turn of his lights” while Brady sips on a can of TAB.
He’s been half gay for years. If he was a Colt you would of seen it clearly.
it all started with that stupid goat.
that raw meat should not be sitting out like that
His SNL appearance where he did a lot of singing was the first warning sign.
Everyone needs to stop going to that stupid jump the trunstyle site, all it does is give him more hits on the website.
He folded his hands together in a gay manner four too many times. I do like his wig though.
Sweet hair Tom, been watching Two-A-Days on MTV lately?
He is still the man in my book, but yes this video did make me a concerned citizen.
i would go gay too if it meant i could sniff jizzele’s taint on a nightly basis.
I will replace every light bulb in my house with 2000 watt bulbs, and turn every last damn one of them on during Earth Hour
Dude looks like he aged 10 years this off season. He should be in a hot tub right now with college girls funneling beers.
well i guess the Pats wont be winning any superbowls in the near future. Unless of course his vagina starts throwing 50 yard TD’s to Moss.
Get a haircut, Hippie.
That video made me feel uncomfortable… Now if he had been saying all that in his same tone will Gisele was blowing him…
El Pres you’re just noticing this now? Dude… the guys been half gay for years. Surprising that you’re just now noticing it. Definitely one of the top quarterbacks in the league, also the most gay.
Is there a link to listen to the Power Hour. Like the re-play of it…not live. I never listen to it because I’m at work, but wouldn’t mind listening when I get a chance.
Pres?
no, i’m not just noticing it
^ itunes. search portnoy.
Yeah, like doing stupid commercials will bring him back to being a top 10 QB in the league.
He better be good this year or everyone will be on the “It’s over” band wagon.
Can we get a fantastic “Guess that Ass” today to make everyone feel better about this…. PPPLLLLEEEEAAASSSSEEEEEE
And not Mr. Metro-sexual in G.T.a. pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee
5 minute. He was one of the top 10 QB’s in the league this year.
Tommy’s packin’ a huge bulge! (I’m a girl so i can say stuff like that.)
I can’t stand this kid anymore. If Gisele told him to go on TV and denounce his US citenzship he would. He should be crushing ass all over the planet and instead he’s being lead around by his cock by this cunt. I understand she’s hot, but so are about 10,000,000 other broads. Win us one more superbowl and go save the rainforest from Brazil.
A part of my childhood just died.
Lebowski – statistically he broke the top ten (9th) but without the two ‘rollover,’ blow-out games (Tennessee 59-0 and Tampa 35-7 where he should have been pulled if it wasn’t for the hope of running-up his #’s) he wouldn’t have cracked the top 10.
2010-’11 will definetley be a ‘show-me’ year for him.
“He should be crushing ass all over the planet and instead he’s being lead around by his cock by this cunt. I understand she’s hot…”
Let’s see, she still writes the checks and still makes 4 times what he pulls down. . . every year with no end in site for her. He knows here his bread is buttered and it ain’t in Foxboro
Totally different off the field than on it-he will be fine. I can”t wait to see the pats up by 21against some shit team like the Bills and have a camera pan to all the Pats smiling on the sideline and Brady looking like he wants to murder someone because he is pissed they aren’t up by more. And that is why he will be fine-you heard it from the polyamarous, faggy real estate agent first.
El Pres, did you get adam lambert to rub off on him? That was sad, not as sad as the stetson goat pic, but still, how do you look your teammates in the face after doing something like this? I bet he has Giselle’s underwear on underneath that outfit.
Big fan of Tom but that leg cross coupled with the hand fold was straight outta P-Town. Man the fuck up will ya…
And Methface, I understand your point but if you had a supermodel wifey pulling in bank like she is, you’d have a leash permenantly attached to your cock so she could drag you around. Just sayin…
Why, without her he’s destitute ? When he gets his next deal it will be for $100 million over 5-6 yrs. I get it she is off the charts hot/rich, i just feel like she keeps his scrotum under lock and key in her nightstand.
This shit is fucking hilarious. I likehow it opens with him casually turning awayfrom the grapes and carrotsticks on th cuttin board. Maybe he was having company over and was about to prepare a nice spread.
Im confused as to why he did that commercial with his helmet on.
when the cam zoomed out, his legs were crossed! WTF?
5minute you donkey, you fail to mention that the ass whuppin’ on Tennessee was in a goddam white squal.
How many teams you ever see put up 59 in a snow storm?
Tell me you think he’s gay or has lost his “egge” but don’t tell me there are 10 QBs in the NFL better than Tom Brady. Jesus
Brady,
Jeff Garcia just called and asked for his gayness back.
Tom and his child-bearing hips can go fuck themselves in the goat ass. He next commercial should be for getting his vuhgine vajazzalied.
Aguado, the whole world saw the game. They were playing against The Sisters of Perpetual Misery that day. Brockton High would have beaten them by 35 that day.
And are there 10 QB’s in the league better? Well an old football coach once said, “you are what you are” and last year, yeah that’s what Brady was. Numbers don’t lie.
He better have a great season or even the ‘homers’ will stop with this moronic Manning / Brady #1 talk which is 100% ridiculous.
Love the bottle of smart water on the counter. Product placement.
Usually I’d say Brady can do no wrong but come on man. I can’t embrace or defend this commercial. Tom your balls called and they want to come back, hopefully in time for next season.
I would rather have my QB out rapin bitches than doing this gay shit.
Go Steelers!
To me he just looks wicked high, I thought he was going to break down and start laughing.