Tom Hanks Rapper Son Chester Hanks (AKA Chet Haze) Is A Straight Gangsta Who Hates Pussies
Chet Haze’s Twitter In Chronological Order Compiled by Gawker
I say real shit and I always speak my mind if you don’t like it I could give a fuck less.
God, everyone is so damn sensitive these days… #boohoo #crymeariver
Nowadays pussyassness is held in higher regard than badassness #imjustsayin #wtf
All I ask from people is that they’re blunt, and sincere. I don’t judge.
If you are offended by someone, being offended is a choice YOU MAKE. No one can make you feel anything without YOUR OWN permission.
You have more control over your emotions than your emotions have over you. EMPOWER YOURSELF. That’s what it comes down to.
If I offended you, you shoulda checked my bio!!! Theres a reason why I got a WARNING there!!! Lmao
Life is a gift, even when it is hard. And “this too shall pass.” Dont give up!! Thats all I gotta say on the topic I’m done.
Lol…Haters: I am sorry I do not cater to your demographic: shlubby dudes that don’t get laid enough it’s ok go back to your Internet porn
G’head check my feed, all the people hatin are mediocre Lames and cute girls show me love #whatdoesthattellyou
Listen I get it. When you’re Tom Hanks kid and your name is Chester you’re already behind the 8 ball. Everybody is obviously going to think you’re a gigantic pussy even if you’re the toughest motherfucker on the planet. So what does Chester Hanks do? The does the only thing he can do. He becomes a rapper named Chet Haze. He goes on twitter and says how hard he is and how people who get bullied are pussies for letting themselves get bullied. And if you don ‘t like it well fuck off because he’s Chet Haze and he don’t give a fuck. Okay Chet I’m digging it. Ride or die right bitch? Only problem is once the Internet caught wind of his rant this is what happened.
Ouch not a good look for the guy who only says real shit and doesn’t give a fuck what you think and LOL’s at the haters. Very un Chet Haze like. I mean there is no faster way to lose street cred in the yuppie young Hollywood rapper game than going on gangsta twitter rant and then writing an eloquent apology 10 seconds later. Looks like he’s back to being good old Chester Hanks. AKA Biggest pussy on the planet.
Just like the fake ass thug wiggas from Wellesley, Needham , and Andover around here with mad street cred cuz they sold a freshman some Ambien once.
Werd
fo shizzle
Tom must be so proud of his son. The worst part is you know he caught wind of it and slapped some sense into him. The only thing he left out was “my daddy wanted me to write a letter of apology so here it is”. He went from hero to zero in a matter of seconds amount those tough thugs in te hills of hollywood
Here is his song “white and purple” yes it is a remake of black and yellow. Fuckin kid sucks bad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-NeGDOIVco&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Ummm … should have probably just stuck with Chester and the buckets of money his dad has. Playing white, tough guy, rapper when you a re 130lbs soaking wet is not a good look. Especially wearing a candy bracelet on stage when gangsta rapping. The only street crred he gets is for his dad being Forest Gump.
Dude, Drew Magary and Deadspin have been all over this clown for a long time now
Crustface?
Kid spittin’ troof wiff White and Purple muthafucka
Shut the fuck up about deadspin. Who fucking cares. What are you hoping to prove by telling commenters this? Prez doesn’t care now and wont care tomorrow or the day after. You assholes always bring up well deadspin already posted about this. Fuck off go read deadspin then. What’s next? Are you gonna go scour the other barstool sites and check for matches? Get fucked
I’m pretty sure if your name is Chester, it’s up to every guy friend you have to only call you “Chester the molester.”
Idiot! He should have taken over the shrimp boat.
Maybe he’s all fucked up from his dad showing all his love to a soccer ball named Wilson.
Tom Hanks estimated net worth is over $300 million. This dude is such a complete poser. It’s so fucking fake, it is not even funny. Does he expect anyone to take him seriously. I can imagine what a huge douchebag and pussy he is.
I still say the best line to ever come out of that family was “There’s no crying in baseball!”
@kickthepuppy — I would have gone with “Life is like a box of chocolates”.
Chet Hanks the truth! Nowadays pussyassness is held in higher regard than badassness #imjustsayin #wtf ?? Where is this chump from?
its funny he signed that ‘sincere’ apology that ‘he wrote’ with Chet Hanks. Is it Chet Haze or Chester Hanks? pick one and stick with it