Chet Haze’s Twitter In Chronological Order Compiled by Gawker


I say real shit and I always speak my mind if you don’t like it I could give a fuck less.

God, everyone is so damn sensitive these days… #boohoo #crymeariver

Nowadays pussyassness is held in higher regard than badassness #imjustsayin #wtf

All I ask from people is that they’re blunt, and sincere. I don’t judge.

If you are offended by someone, being offended is a choice YOU MAKE. No one can make you feel anything without YOUR OWN permission.

You have more control over your emotions than your emotions have over you. EMPOWER YOURSELF. That’s what it comes down to.

If I offended you, you shoulda checked my bio!!! Theres a reason why I got a WARNING there!!! Lmao

Life is a gift, even when it is hard. And “this too shall pass.” Dont give up!! Thats all I gotta say on the topic I’m done.

Lol…Haters: I am sorry I do not cater to your demographic: shlubby dudes that don’t get laid enough it’s ok go back to your Internet porn

G’head check my feed, all the people hatin are mediocre Lames and cute girls show me love #whatdoesthattellyou


Listen I get it.  When you’re Tom Hanks kid and your name is Chester you’re already behind the 8 ball.   Everybody is obviously going to think you’re a gigantic pussy even if you’re the toughest motherfucker on the planet.    So what does Chester Hanks do?   The  does the only thing he can do.  He becomes a rapper named Chet Haze.   He goes on twitter and says how hard he is and how people who get bullied are pussies for letting themselves get bullied.   And if you don ‘t like it well fuck off because he’s Chet Haze and he don’t give a fuck.  Okay Chet I’m digging it.  Ride or die right bitch?  Only problem is once the Internet caught wind of his rant this is what happened.

Ouch not a good look for the guy who only says real shit and doesn’t give a fuck what you think and LOL’s at the haters.   Very un Chet Haze like.  I mean there is no faster way to lose street cred in the yuppie young Hollywood rapper game than going on gangsta twitter rant and then writing an eloquent apology 10 seconds later.    Looks like he’s back to being good old Chester Hanks.  AKA Biggest pussy on the planet.