INDIANAPOLIS – Tim Tebow will play no part in the Super Bowl but his visit to Indianapolis ahead of Sunday’s big game has certainly been eventful. During a conversation with two attractive female servers behind the scenes where the Denver Broncos superstar showed his real sense of humor. Tebow told the ladies, who were taking a break from serving the crowd of around 1,000 guests, that his real name was “Tommy Turbo.””He told us he was called Tommy Turbo, not Tebow,” said a waitress named Deborah, 26. “He said it was because he was a really good chess player and played really fast. He was pretty funny and we had a good time talking to him. I know he is famous but he was really friendly and a lot of fun.”“I actually didn’t know who he was,” said her friend and colleague, Carlina, 25. “He kept saying his name was Turbo and I was like ‘what?’ I don’t know a lot about football.”

I haven’t decided yet whether I’m going to call myself Davey Pageviews or Tommy Turbo this weekend at our blackout shows. I think I have to go with Tommy Turbo and use the whole fast playing chess routine right? Like I don’t care whether you love Tebow or hate him you got to respect the fuck out of this move. It’s almost like he’s toying with the media now about still being a virgin. Just having threesomes with Kate Upton and Christy Teigan right in everybody’s grillmix and calling himself Tommy Turbo. Because make no mistake about it. There are 3 certainties in life. Death, taxes and anybody with the alias Tommy Turbo demolishes pussy.