Top Italian Swimmer Quits In Humiliation When Her Ass Rips Through Her Bathing Suit

Daily Mail - It’s the wardrobe malfunction to end all wardrobe malfunctions. Italian Olympic swimmer Flavia Zoccari was forced to sit out a championship race at the Mediterranean Games yesterday after her bathing costume burst open in a very unfortunate place. Flavia, 22, was wearing the controversial £318 top-of-the-line Jaked J01 swimsuit when disaster struck at the Games in Pescara, Italy today. Flavia – understandably – burst into tears in embarrassment and frustration at the incident Zoccari – who is nearly six feet tall – later apologised for the embarrassing incident.

And chicks athletes wonder why nobody takes them seriously? Well this is exhibit A right here. I mean this bitch makes it all the way to the championship race of the Mediterranean Games and quits just because her bathing suit ripped apart and her ass popped out? Are you shitting me? Honey this it the Mediterranean Games we’re talking about! You’ve worked your entire life to get here. Get a safety pin. Swim with your cunt hanging out. Do anything but don’t have a nervous breakdown and quit. I mean do you think a guy would quit because his uniform ripped? No fucking way. He’s be swimming with his dick flopping all over the place. I guess it’s just further proof that chicks should stay in the kitchen and leave everything else in life to men. Hey I didn’t say it. Flavia Zoccari did.

elpresidente   |  Random Thoughts   |  07/2/09, 9:54 am    | 

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» theteeboxusa said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 10:07:14 }

Hey sweetie, don’t worry your ass don’t look that great in that thing anyways.

If they wanted to make womens swiming watchable it would be in thongs topless.

Geez I am a jerk

» Pattyb said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 10:07:16 }

uta pipig shit herself and had period running down her leg and still finished the Boston narathon. This broad shows a little top crack and quits? unreal

» TheSeniorsenator said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 10:07:52 }

I mean do you think a guy would quit because his uniform ripped? No fucking way. He’s be swimming with his dick flopping all over the place.

using it like a secret keel like the Aussies did when they cheated in the Americas’ Cup

» Lugo is a vag said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 10:07:11 }

That’s what happens when you go off the ranch with the Michael Phelps diet. That extra slice of pizza before he race put her at 10,002 calories for the day. And BOoM goes the swimsuit.

Side note…I dont think I’d want to see Giant Gonzalez’s cunt flapping in the water….bitch is frickin huge.

» OpenBar Massacre said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 10:07:55 }

Kellogs just dropped her as a sponsor, they dont support bongs and ugly bitches ass cracks apparently

» TheSeniorsenator said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 10:07:05 }

It’s not like you can see her balloon knot…

» Frolf Pro said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 10:07:49 }

That top picture looks like she is trying to fish her dignity out of her shallow end.

» pick master said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 10:07:16 }

If those pictures were in a flipbook, it would look like she’s cupping her fart and taking a serious whiff.

» Pattyb said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 10:07:52 }

pickmaster … thats pretty fuckin funny

» Sgt. Jim Davis Army Ranger said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 10:07:25 }

bet her apron wouldnt rip is she was where she should be, which is in the goddam kitchen!!

» jcali77 said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 10:07:22 }

this should have been a “guess that ass”

» GodShamgodIsBack said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 10:07:29 }

She didn’t quit she got disqualified. Kind of like your blog-writing skills: you haven’t quit but you are certainly not qualified.

» droppinloads said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 10:07:47 }

Awwww why dont you cry about it….Sattlebags!!!

» TeamFingerBlast said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 10:07:17 }

Pickmaster….that was good.

» delli1788 said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 10:07:41 }

super size those nuggets?

» Bruschimancrush said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 10:07:34 }

Well I do like her family’s line of coffee makers.

» OIFSeabee06 said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 10:07:37 }

Who brings just one swimsuit to the championship race? Besides, you know she has more coin slot than this showing out of the top of her jeans when she’s out clubbing. Wouldnt her ass mostly have been in the water anyway? What is she the fucking Zohan and swims like a dolphin?

» TheSeniorsenator said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 10:07:01 }

Was she named after Flava Flav

» LebowskiUrbanAchiever said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 10:07:59 }

Your future wife is such a lucky woman. You are so understanding.

» belichick4president said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 11:07:23 }

So Pres,

Good to know you can’t read.

the portion of the article you posted even says “Italian Olympic swimmer Flavia Zoccari was FORCED to sit out a championship ”

She didnt quit, she was not allowed to race.

» Gdgail said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 11:07:24 }

GUESS THAT ASS!!!

Micheal Phelps Edition.

» The 1 and only Derekio said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 01:07:51 }

dollar bill slot
http://withleather.lg1×8.simplecdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/swimmers_butt.jpg

» redsox_rumrunner said: { Jul 3, 2009 - 11:07:19 }

i’ve seen these suits rip before in competition… never this much though.. i agree crying about it is very pussy but at that point dropping out of the event is the only option..

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