Top Italian Swimmer Quits In Humiliation When Her Ass Rips Through Her Bathing Suit
Daily Mail - It’s the wardrobe malfunction to end all wardrobe malfunctions. Italian Olympic swimmer Flavia Zoccari was forced to sit out a championship race at the Mediterranean Games yesterday after her bathing costume burst open in a very unfortunate place. Flavia, 22, was wearing the controversial £318 top-of-the-line Jaked J01 swimsuit when disaster struck at the Games in Pescara, Italy today. Flavia – understandably – burst into tears in embarrassment and frustration at the incident Zoccari – who is nearly six feet tall – later apologised for the embarrassing incident.
And chicks athletes wonder why nobody takes them seriously? Well this is exhibit A right here. I mean this bitch makes it all the way to the championship race of the Mediterranean Games and quits just because her bathing suit ripped apart and her ass popped out? Are you shitting me? Honey this it the Mediterranean Games we’re talking about! You’ve worked your entire life to get here. Get a safety pin. Swim with your cunt hanging out. Do anything but don’t have a nervous breakdown and quit. I mean do you think a guy would quit because his uniform ripped? No fucking way. He’s be swimming with his dick flopping all over the place. I guess it’s just further proof that chicks should stay in the kitchen and leave everything else in life to men. Hey I didn’t say it. Flavia Zoccari did.
Hey sweetie, don’t worry your ass don’t look that great in that thing anyways.
If they wanted to make womens swiming watchable it would be in thongs topless.
Geez I am a jerk
uta pipig shit herself and had period running down her leg and still finished the Boston narathon. This broad shows a little top crack and quits? unreal
I mean do you think a guy would quit because his uniform ripped? No fucking way. He’s be swimming with his dick flopping all over the place.
using it like a secret keel like the Aussies did when they cheated in the Americas’ Cup
That’s what happens when you go off the ranch with the Michael Phelps diet. That extra slice of pizza before he race put her at 10,002 calories for the day. And BOoM goes the swimsuit.
Side note…I dont think I’d want to see Giant Gonzalez’s cunt flapping in the water….bitch is frickin huge.
Kellogs just dropped her as a sponsor, they dont support bongs and ugly bitches ass cracks apparently
It’s not like you can see her balloon knot…
That top picture looks like she is trying to fish her dignity out of her shallow end.
If those pictures were in a flipbook, it would look like she’s cupping her fart and taking a serious whiff.
pickmaster … thats pretty fuckin funny
bet her apron wouldnt rip is she was where she should be, which is in the goddam kitchen!!
this should have been a “guess that ass”
She didn’t quit she got disqualified. Kind of like your blog-writing skills: you haven’t quit but you are certainly not qualified.
Awwww why dont you cry about it….Sattlebags!!!
Pickmaster….that was good.
super size those nuggets?
Well I do like her family’s line of coffee makers.
Who brings just one swimsuit to the championship race? Besides, you know she has more coin slot than this showing out of the top of her jeans when she’s out clubbing. Wouldnt her ass mostly have been in the water anyway? What is she the fucking Zohan and swims like a dolphin?
Was she named after Flava Flav
Your future wife is such a lucky woman. You are so understanding.
So Pres,
Good to know you can’t read.
the portion of the article you posted even says “Italian Olympic swimmer Flavia Zoccari was FORCED to sit out a championship ”
She didnt quit, she was not allowed to race.
GUESS THAT ASS!!!
Micheal Phelps Edition.
dollar bill slot
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i’ve seen these suits rip before in competition… never this much though.. i agree crying about it is very pussy but at that point dropping out of the event is the only option..