So this is making the rounds today.  Leaf’s star Joffrey Lupul trying to get some naked pics sent to him from some slut.   I think this ho posted the exchange on twitter.  Either that or he thought he was DM’ing and was public tweeting like a fool.  Kind of like the time I tweeted out my cell phone number by accident.   More importantly is this how you get naked pictures sent to you nowadays?   You have to ask for them?  Because no chick in the history of my life has ever sent me nude photos.  Seriously how depressing is that?   I always thought it was because I was ugly but it’s obviously because I’ve never asked because like King Joffrey did here.     But the problem is I can’t risk asking and getting exposed like this because the First Lady would chop my balls off.    So moral of the story.  Ladies if you’re going to sext me just do it.    Don’t wait for an invitation because it ain’t coming but that doesn’t mean I don’t want you to.