Tragically, Last Night Might Have Been the End of the Mark Sanchez Era
NY Post - Good riddance to Mark Sanchez and the Jets. Mercifully, they won’t be in the playoffs, and in truth, they don’t belong anywhere near the playoffs, and Sanchez should be replaced by Greg McElroy — or even Tim Tebow — immediately. With nothing to play for now, it is time to CAN ’chez for the last two games of this circus season. Enough is enough… Sanchez was 25 yards from the end zone and playoff life with 47 seconds left. And he fumbled away the low shotgun snap from Nick Mangold, and the season along with it. “I gotta catch the ball,” Sanchez said. …he was 23 yards from the end zone and playoff life at the two-minute warning. And of course he threw off his back foot and his underthrow for tight end Jeff Cumberland was intercepted by Griffin at the 2… There are 8.25 million reasons you can think of today why Ryan must CAN ’chez. Referring to the turnovers — 17 picks, seven lost fumbles from his franchise quarterback — Ryan said: “It’s been killing us.” Good riddance.
This is my worst nightmare come true. Ever since Sanchez’ career-defining Ass Fumble game on Thanksgiving night, I’ve been in full-on 5-alarm panic mode about the Jets. I’m petrified they’ll implode and ownership will have no choice but to clean house and this’ll be the last we’ll see of Sanchize and Rex and Tanny and Tebowmania and the whole Jets Theater of the Absurd. If the Jets lose, they’ll miss the playoffs. If they miss the playoffs, Rex will get fired. If Rex gets fired, I’ll wake up in a ditch… and so on. So for weeks now, Sanchez has had no bigger fan on Earth than me. I’ve been pulling for him harder than those Jersey high school girls he bangs. I’ve been hoping he’d be the Player of the Month for December, break records and lead the Jets to the playoffs so everyone in New York will feel good about putting the band back together for next year. Instead? I get this shitshow. This modern art masterpiece. Possibly the worst game of his life, just when I needed him most. I feel one of those campaign managers who just watched his candidate say pregnancy from rape is God’s will or something. And now my only hope is to spin this thing and save the floundering “Sanchez 2013″ campaign. So don’t listen to the haters in the press, Shrex. Block out the noise. Ignore those ingrates with the paper bags on their heads. Keep Sanchez in there. Let your slogan be “Hope and No Change.” Because we need him now more than ever. Four more years! Four more years!


Ohhh we suck again!
going to be tough to cut (and impossible to trade) a guy you owe $8mil guaranteed money for next season
Say what you want about Sanchez…There is no denying he’s the best circus clown in the NFL today.
“Now that is what you call embarrassing”
-Ryan Leaf
its not tough to draft a qb and put his ass on the bench. alla matt flynn.
I still think there’s an 85% chance that Sanchez starts next week.
It’s been delightful how Sex Ryan keeps starting him. Like reverse psychology.
Good. Now that dirty Mexican can go back to doing what he does best. Boosting Honda Civics.
@classless, the reverse psychology part cracked me up, youre right theres literally no explanation for it but it keeps happening
Sanchez obviously has some deeply disgusting foot fetish video of Rex Ryan stashed somewhere to keep his starting job as long as he did. When does it come out now?!
I’ve been a Pat’s fan since they drafted another beaner #1 — Guy by the name of Jim Plunket– He stunk up Schaefer/Sullivan stadium pretty good for a few years then they shipped him off to Oakland ….
That said, Like Jerry, I am truly thankful for the Jets — they are a mirror image of what the Pats were all about pre Kraft/Parcels Bledsoe. It took BB and Tb to win the rings but Kraft/Parcells and Bledsoe at least made the franchise respectable.
Until then the Pats were exactly like these NYC clowns.
Gerry..as a jet fan..I will speak for all jets fans..other than u getting anally raped by a gorilla…Sanchez era ending is best Xmas gift i can get. By the way i think most Pat’s fans want u to get raped by a GORILLA…
^ holy fucking shit. you literally must be close to 60 and still commenting on a blog dedicated to promoting foam parties. Respect brah.
No worries Jerome, I’m sure the Michael Vick Jets era will provide tons of commical relief as well. Hope the Jets fire Wrecks Ryan too and bring in Norvell Turner. Norv + Vick would be something to behold.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
My favorite thing about the jets is how they double down on these shitheads. Holmes is being an asshole? Make him a captain. Sanchez sucks ass? 3 year extension!
The fact Rex Ryan made Santonio Holmes a captain last season just shows you what a complete fucking moron. Being named Captain is a reward for hard work, leadership, attitude and accountability. Rex named that piece of shit captain to “motivate” him
Jets fans are losers.
I want to lick every Jets fans tears, it is so glorious
dudebro, don’t forget: Braylon Edwards calls us idiots? Sign him.
Living proof that two back-up QB’s do not equal one starter.
Hell Toupee, excellent example. This is an organization that has literally no shame, despite the horrendous product they put out on the field.
jets make every other team feel good about themselves….