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Tuftsdaily – Ah, it’s that time of year again — the season of giving. And there’s no better feeling than the satisfaction of giving — that is, of course, except for the satisfaction of getting. But for most of us college students who are strapped for cash and time, holiday shopping is not our favorite activity in the world. Add in the stress of getting the right gift for your significant other, and gift-giving becomes a nightmare. That’s why Tufts Voices for Choice (VOX) is here to help you out this year with our tantalizing event, Oh Megan: Oral Pleasure. With two interactive workshops focusing on female and male anatomy and pleasure, you can learn to give that special gift that keeps on giving, the one that makes you or your partner go, “Ooohhhhh.” It all goes down tonight, Thursday, Dec. 3. VOX will partner with Oh Megan, a sex educator who specializes in the art of oral pleasure. The pleasure begins in the Crane Room in Paige Hall at 7 p.m. with “Petting the Kitty,” a workshop about G-spots, female hot spots, sex toys and the clitoris.

Fucking Tufts huh? One second they are banning hooking up in the dorm rooms and the next second they are giving free classes on how to eats chicks out at Paige Hall. Hey I ain’t mad at you but make up your mind. Are you going to let your students fuck or what? Because this mixed signals shit is for the birds. Like you don’t give somebody a lesson on how to shoot a gun and then tell them they can’t use it. If your going to teach a chick how to suck dick like a pro it’s only fair you let them whore it up in their dorm room.

PS – I know what everybody is going to say.    This course isn’t sponsored by Tufts.   But I don’t give a fuck.   It is taking place in a Tufts classroom so that counts in my book.