Turns Out That Real Life Seattle Superhero Phoenix Jones Can Actually Fight
(whole video is pretty good but the fight starts at 6:30, debatable cheapshot knockout is at 7:15)
You guys remember Phoenix Jones: real life super hero? The guy who broke a little kids arm? Yeah well it turns out the guy can actually fight. He’s an undefeated MMA fighter. And even though in today’s TapOut and Affliction world an MMA fighter is to a real fighter as a karaoke singer is to Adele, it appears this guy might know how to throw hands a bit. I don’t care about the dude in the orange saying “I quit” right before he got knocked out, I’m still pretty impressed. Because there are two things in this world I know for sure…
1: there is no such thing as a dirty fighter or a clean fighter, just a winner and a loser.
2: if a guy opens up a fight with a leg kick like this
you immediately drop to the ground, shit yourself and play dead like a fucking black bear is attacking you. Guys who don’t know how to fight don’t start off trying to tear your ACL. That’s a fact. If you keep going after that then you deserve everything coming your way.
PS – how did Jeremy Roenick’s lawyer not tell him there is a mutual combat law in Washington? Just can’t find a good lawyer on Twitter these days.
PPS – Phoenix was smart to not fight the second guy. The only thing that says “I’m a bad motherfucker” more than a sweeping leg kick to start a fight is ripping off your shirt before the fight starts. Soft guys don’t do that, only badasses. That move is all man.
Big deal Feits, call me when he subs Green Lantern
horrible video, waste of time
lovin the napoleonic complex eric murphy displays by rippin his shirt off and tryin to take on the fake real life superhero after his buddy twice his size just got knocked out by him
The cops didn’t even care about Phoenix. That proves that he is working with/for the cops.
the second wigger deserved to get knocked out more than the first one
I love how the cop is totally cool with this
best part was guy in orange shirt’s reaction to Felix Jones leg kicks… he wasn’t expecting it (most people have no idea how to kick)….. then he tries a lame ass kick… copying his opponent.
Well in the little guys defense he did mention that the dude in orange needed to check the kick, so he has at least some idea of how to fight. Orange boy when down like Paul Varlens vs Marcu Ruas ha, leg kicks are deadly if you don’t know how to check them. Also hilarious that the cops not only allowed that to happen, but appeared to encourage it
Put your shirt back on Verne Troyer…you can’t be intimidating when you can’t even go on rides at the Topsfield Fair.
White superheroes swoop down, knock the dude out, and disappear into the night. Black superheroes talk shit first before knocking the dude out.
Washington just legalized weed AND has a mutual combat law? I am living in the wrong state.
no shirt guy talking shit. nobody stops him from getting at SuperCoon, yet 3 different times he back tracks once he realizes nobody is getting between them. pussy
The 2nd kick almost crippled him…..At that point you gotta know to walk away and stop.
Youre a “bitchass bitch dog”
Any white dude that yells out “My homie called quits dog” doesn’t know how to fight.
This is like from a movie. Classic punk bad guys living up to stereotype picking on the fake superhero then gets cakemixed.
this blog was about 2000 words too long. you are terrible.
Did you seriously just say an MMA fighter isn’t a real fighter? Second most retarded statement today (first being Big Cat’s anti-phone case rant)
anybody who didn’t watch the topless chicks holding speed limit signs after the video and then watch 3 more when that video was done liked todays GTA
you can’t “call it quits bro” after talking shit. Get knocked out and call it a day.
hypocrite city
And even though in today’s TapOut and Affliction world an MMA fighter is to a real fighter as a karaoke singer is to Adele”…… “if a guy opens up a fight with a leg kick like this you immediately drop to the ground, shit yourself and play dead like a fucking black bear is attacking you.”
ummm.. Not only are you contradicting yourself ( Because who else would throw a freaking kick in a fight) But your simply dead wrong on the whole MMA fighter thing. Those guys are, by definition, real fighters.
I agree 9ernation. The kid talked, had ample opportunity to walk, caught a bad one. To quote Rocky,”I didn’t hear no bell.”
Plus every interview I’ve seen of Jones, he has massive cauliflower ears. Which indicate some serious boxing or wrestling time.
Your right Feits, Anderson Silva is pussy…
The kid in the north face deserves a KO as well. Fuck I hate people.
that kid taking his shirt off is the oldest hardo move in the book. we have a word for that… fake toughy