Turns Out The Bengals Cheerleader Who Sued The Dirty Sued The Wrong Company By Accident

(Nic Ritchie/Corbin Grimes/Hooman Karamian worms his way out of trouble yet again)
Foxnfl - An NFL cheerleader who thought she had won $11 million in a defamation judgment against a gossip website may have the result nullified because her lawyers sued the wrong company, politico.com reported Thursday. Sarah Jones, a Cincinnati Bengals cheerleader and Kentucky teacher, meant to sue TheDirty.com after comments on the site in December suggested she had an affair with a player and also contracted two venereal diseases. The site is run by Scottsdale-based Dirty World LLC. But due to a clerical error the complaint named the offending website as TheDirt.com, which is owned by Los Angeles-based Dirty World Entertainment Recordings. U.S. District Court judge William O. Bertelsman on Wednesday ordered Los Angeles-based Dirty World Entertainment Recordings to pay $1 million in compensatory damages and $10 million in punitive damages for failing to respond to the lawsuit filed in February. But it appears Dirty World Entertainment Recordings was incorrectly named in proceedings. Jones’ attorneys should actually have been suing Dirty World LLC. TheDirty.com founder Hooman Karamian was named in the complaint but said neither he nor his company was was ever served in the case.
God damn it. This filthy slime bag keeps slipping through the fucking cracks on one technicality after another. The cheerleader sued the wrong company? Is that even real life? Like how the fuck do you do that? Although I will admit it’s a decent trick of the trade. Like I guarantee if Stoollala ever gets sued they’ll spell it with one “L”. Either way this sucks balls. So what happens now? The cheerleader has to start over again but this time Hooman defends himself? That’s obviously why he ignored the suit this time around. Man this guy just may be too greasy to ever get caught. Just slithers and slimes his way out of everything. Fuck him. Be funny once bro. Just once.
Amen Pres. Fuck that unfunny fuck.
She should now sue her lawyers for 100 million.
The fact that he did not defend himself should have been a sign. Where is Michael Vick EP and what number will he be wearing in a PATs uniform? Never-mind…
Stoolies, take a look at this pic, is the kid in the stands wearing the 54 jersey, the oversized pats fan that wears the cape?
http://www.boston.com/sports/football/patriots/gallery/08_27_10_patriots_rams_preseason/
This lowlife gives us Armenians a bad name to go along with our bad breath.
god he is a greaseball. He looks like a video game character
Sal…you have obviously never been to Glendale, CA, North Hollywood, or Sacramento.
He kind of looks like a raghead too
can you look any scummier than this guy? he’s like taylor negron circa 1982.
mctrippy…love the taylor negron reference. loved him in fast times at ridgemont high, and especially in the last boy scout.
Look at that guys eyes, clearly a coke-head.
And what’s with his greasy skunk hair? He looks like Ru-fi-oooooo!
I looked up her lawyer the other day on PACER and I’m not surprised he made this kind of mistake.
If they do make service, his lawyers will probably contest Kentucky having jurisdiction over the case.
Oh shit, I had to google Taylor Negron to find out who he was, but holy fuck, its like his brother! (Obscure reference, Taylor in Bio-Dome… Ultimate Scum.. so good!)
@IP_Esq_2: wouldn’t the lawyer be less likely to be judgment-proof due to his insurance than the scuzzy website? In other words, they may have done the cheerleader a favor, albeit not deliberately.