Turns Out The Dude Driving the Green Line Car That Crashed This Weekend Wasn’t A Dude At All
BOSTON (FOX25, myfoxboston) - New details are emerging about the driver behind Friday’s MBTA crash. FOX25 has learned Aiden Quinn was actually born a woman, named Georgia Quinn. Quinn was also cited for speeding at least three times recently. Quinn has also received three speeding tickets in a private vehicle since 2002. The Boston Globe reports state Registry of Motor Vehicles records show 24-year-old Aiden Quinn received two speeding tickets in New Hampshire in April 2007, and one in Middleborough Massachusetts in December 2002. The records show that the Attleboro resident was also involved in a 2008 motor vehicle accident in Boston but was not cited. Authorities have accused Quinn of typing a text message to his girlfriend when he hit the other trolley.
I’m so ashamed that Fox25 scooped me on this story I can’t even tell you. I mean how the fuck did I miss this? The second I heard that a train rear ended another one and the driver was texting when it happened I should have known it was a chick. I mean we’ve all been on the green line. Those things like run themselves. Only a spectacularly incompetent human being (AKA chick driver) could have pulled this off. Not to mention the fact that the name Aiden is a dead give away. That’s what every chick would call themselves if they were a guy because that was the name of their favorite character in Sex in the City. All bitches love Aiden. So shame on me. It was like god gave me the perfect set up and I just smashed it into the net. Sad day to be a Stoolie indeed.
Blah. Bump Sammy Brady to the top of this blog post haste!
I heard “It” (lip sync version) has a crush on “It” (MBTA affirmative hiring policy version)..
If you replace the second ‘c’ in chick with an ‘n’, you get the only other possible type of perpetrator with a more horrendous driving record
female driver….that explains everything
Great video on http://www.tmz.com of Red Sox Brad Penny and Chuck Liddell singing “Don’t Stop Believing” on stage at a Steel Panther show in LA.
Penny’s got these chicks grinding away on him while he’s singing.
it says he/she was texting his girlfriend, what do you think she is like? and do you think she knew he/she was a he/she
and he/shes father must be so proud
Good stuff gabe.
The real crime wasn’t the crashing, it was the sexting.
» GabeKaplersNutSac said: { May 12, 2009 – 10:05:43 }
My thoughts exactly. If Aiden was Asian, a number of riders certainly would have died. Happily, though, Aiden also would have been sporting a cleanly pressed shirt with extra starch.
“his” girlfriend is obviously a “lesbian”.
So what if this driver got a ticket in 2002 and a couple in 2007. I mean thats (depending on the month) 1.5/2 years ago. But the accident, more relevant and well, yeah female.
About Asians, I in no way support stereotypes or racism, as apparently some cops do. I once (long story) was stranded on rt 9 in brookline and a cp came to secure the area and parked his car behind mine, leaving some space. This was in the left lane, andonly 3 drivers tried to go around his car and discovered mine there (idiots). He says to me on the third one “you know what’s funny, all 3 of them have been Asian.”
i also have no idea why i wrote that
Was it me or did Fox have no details on this so they just repeated what they said about shim having 3 speeding tickets three times?
I work in Newton. Last fall I was smashed into by a guy pulling out of his driveway.Within seconds I felt like I was in China town they came from every nook and cranny.The driver no speeke engee but his “cousin” did. Another “cousin” owned the van which was a year old and looked like it had been in a demo derby.I would cut the guy some if he was backing out…By FAR the worst drivers
“…favorite character in Sex in the City. All bitches love Aiden. So shame on me.”
No, shame on you for knowing characters on Sex in the City.
Obviously she has lived as a man for far too long if she cannot text while driving. We are excellent multi-taskers.
I’M a chick and I didn’t know Aiden is a character on Sex in the City. Oiy EP
yeah, nice Antioch sweatshirt..that college folded last year