What I’m about to say is probably the truest (is that a word?) thing I’ve ever said on Barstool Sports.   I guarentee you that blond chick gets absolutely demolished by that wristband chick and her huge strap on dildo every night of the week and twice on Sundays.   That’s not a guess. That’s a fact. Like it WILL get dark tonight. That wristband chick “WILL” fuck the shit out her girlfriend with a strap on tonight. Fact. Fact.

In other crowd kissing news, got to love parents aggressivly sucking face after their son gets a hit in the CWS.