Two Dudes Document The Stealing Of The Dancing Bruins Fan Hat
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Dear Barstool Sports Boston,
I think I have a pretty solid video for you guys. A couple of my buddies were at the Leafs game @ the garden the other night and they encountered the one and only, infamous Bruins dancing guy. He’s got a mustache, suit coat, glasses, and a hat. Everyone knows him… regardless they had the brilliant idea to get intoxicated and steal his hat. Here is how it went. Enjoy.
Tim From Boston
Well these guys got it half right. I mean I love people giving us shoutouts in the videos they tape trying to get on the Stool. However this isn’t how I’d recommend doing it. Just a total dick move to steal the old guy’s hat. Like this would have been a great if they happened to catch some other dickbags doing this and videotaped it so we could bring them to justice. But unfortunately the guys who stole it are Stoolies. Not good. I’m not sure what happens next but I don’t think it’s going to be pretty. Something tells me B’s fans will take extreme exception to this. Extreme exception. Maybe I’m wrong?
PS – On the bright side I’m not even sure that old dude knew his hat was gone. Because if he did that was the worst reaction time in the history of mankind. Guy didn’t even flinch.


Video is already gone. These guys suck. Ban em from the Stool.
Tool bags. Why steal this guy’s hat? He is great at both B’s and Celtics games. Hope they get their asses kicked for this.
so much for this post. i hope these kids die in a fire
Video fail. Some mogul.
Great video, FAIL.
What a bunch of wankers. I can’t wait for Rear Ad to weigh in on this….
I dont need to see the video. Assholes!
true story
I probably would have tried to get the bow tie though!
Tough guys…..what did they do outside the garden, beat up an old lady? I hope the toolbags get cancer.
I am indifferent on the situation
“Dudah, watch me go be a fahkin total tool bag. Hold on while I fahkin get the dip outta my lip. Bahhhhstool!!!!”
This is why people hate our city, because of scumbags like this. Please remove this video.
Yeah because what we really need are more assclowns to give Boston fans a bad rap, thanks guys.
Serious question: Who are the bigger couple losers? These douchenozzles who took the hat or the clowns who got banned from the Garden for life for fighting people who refused to high five them?
Biggest tools ever. “Dude, look us packing lips stealing the dancing guys hat dude”. I hope these kids fall down an elevator shaft.
Blumpkin, that’s roughly how 90% of Boston acts, kind of tough to change that man.
Dancing Guys non reaction convinced me…FAKE LIFE
Agreed with Blumpkin Pumpkin. Neanderthals like Sully and Murph here (who probably make up like 70% of Stoolies) perpetuate every stereotype non-locals have of Bostonians. Look at yourselves in the mirror you fucking assholes.
These 2 represent about 90% of the viewers on this site.
Also, was this video shot in 1998?
Video back up. Someone must know these pukes.
total doucebags….. are you kidding me….. i can say with 100% certaintly if i saw this i would have form tackled the shit out of both these tools…. now that woulda been a video….
thanks for the story about your racist uneducated dad, COL. got any more good ones?
Prez. Please take this video down. These two d-bags need to be found and brought to justice.
*Cue Bruins marketing team sicking the bear on these fools*
I hope that they both get mouth cancer ASAP.
total doucebags??? I’ll take a son who steals strangers hats over an idiot who repeats the racist ramblings of his idiot dad.
True story
Fuck these kids. That guy is a legend and one hell of an American.
Assholes, just like City’s dad.
typical scrubs at a bruins game.
what a couple of losers…fucking find these assholes
What are these douchebags, like 25 too? Fucking assholes deserve a serious beating, bring em to justice!
Pres please leave this video up so that these two pieces of shit get the stoolie vigilante justice they deserve. fucking cowards
Detox, that’s where you’re wrong. I’m a season ticket holder, section 313, which if you don’t know is basically the nose bleeds. Dudes like this would either get their asses handed to them or tossed the fuck out if whey pulled this shit. Most ticket holders up there are your every day working class people who love the B’s and come to watch good hockey.
Tim from Boston?? Shouldn’t be hard to find a Tim down there!
The answer is they are all losers.
Anyone who dances/does stuff to get on the Jumbotron at any sporting even is a loser (see Fireman Ed). Why cant you just go to a game, sit there, have a few beers and enjoy it? You really need to be the center of attention that bad?
Anyone who films themself doing shit like this is also a loser.
i thought they were going to steal it while he was dancing. these two are gay as aids.
Birdman beat me to the punch. Sick the bear on these clowns. Dipping was cool was I was a senior in high school too. These 2 certainly do NOT represent the majority of Bostonians. Old Dancing Guy is a staple at the Garden and is respected by any true fan.
lugnutz – haven’t seen you on here in years (then again I don’t check the comments on a daily basis). welcome back. true story.
Thanks Budman…been hiding on the message board.
I know the dancing guy personally… and trust me… he has PLENTY of hats. Dick move, yes… But he’s gonna be just fine.
Bet the hats in a garbage can outside the garden, brilliant work you braindead halfwits
I won’t comment on the guy’s dancing. That’s his thing and if he likes it, more power to him. I will say he shows up to every game in a blazer, B’s bow tie and B’s hat like it’s his job. Gotta love the dedication. Makes me think he’s a member of the MSG club, which is old as dirt. Guy’s probably been a season ticket holder for 30 years.
I talked to these dudes after the game. While it is probably a douche move… I laughed.
Fucking idiots.
This is why I am ok with countries that cut off the hands of people that steal.
Im going to document then post the video of me beating the tar out of these 2 meat heads
Why do people always say, “well if it happened in so and so, this kid would have gotten his ass handed to him.” No, he wouldn’t have. You guys would have sat on your hands like a bunch of pussies and watched it happened.
^^ love it.
Why steal the old guys hat? everybody loves this guy you dick
You guys, yes the ones in this video, YOU SUCK.
btw, I liked the @cleavlandstreamer comment, not the one above me
The guy’s name is Joe Sullivan. He’s also at Sox and Celtics games. His son played local hockey, and the guy’s just an all-around local supporter and nice guy.
What’s next for Butch and Sundance here, they gonna “Go down Womens’ and Infants’ and beat some newborns asses? That’d be wicked pissah.” We can only hope some local justice will find these two assclowns on the streets, pulls them into an alley, and jams a few in their five holes.
The guy’s name is Joe Sullivan. He’s also at Sox and Celtics games. His son played local hockey, and the guy’s just an all-around local supporter and nice guy. What’s next for Butch and Sundance here, they gonna “Go down Womens’ and Infants’ and beat some newborns asses? That’d be wicked pissah.” We can only hope some local justice will find these two assclowns on the streets, pulls them into an alley, and jams a few in their five holes.
These kids are fuckin dicks, I’ve met the dancing guy a few times and he’s one of the nicest and most dedicated fans out there. Good job you twatwaffles.
Follow the trail of dip spit, you’ll find them.
death to the infidels!!!!!
what a bunch of assholes…dude’s a good guy and he’s been at every game forever.
i like dip, but not these kids
Douche Hall of Fame.
1) Pick on an old guy.
2) Film your stupidity.
3) Film it horribly.
4) Brag about it and write to barstool.
5) Think you’re cool.
6) Die in a drunken car crash at age 25.
yeah u guys suck at everything. y would you do that then rat urself out. r u bruins fans? couldnt you wait til he was dancing, then steal it put it on and dance with him. who are these sick ppl?
Everyone involved in this video sucks. The dancing dude is fucking obnoxious and the lowlifes who stole his hat are trash.
These kids are a bunch of fucking losers. What’re you fucking 25? Get a life. Go make money off of stealing the dude’s hat you queers.
dancing dude is an icon. these kids r fags
This is a new low for boston sports, type of classless shit I would expect out of yankees fans.
get em steamer
Hat guy sucks ass!!! Does the same old ridiculous attention whoring dance, has been for years and looks like a buffoon doing it. They should have pissed on his head after taking his hat!
pretty sure these pussies were packin snus
1) Lose the dip
2) Invest in an actual video camera
3) Kill yourselves
Fishy_Fingers says:
February 17, 2011 at 10:15 am
Blumpkin, that’s roughly how 90% of Boston acts, kind of tough to change that man.
Your obsession with all things Boston has crossed over from comically lame to completely pathetic and sad.
I reckon you boys who made the video better make a new one of you givin that geezer his hat back and saying sorry. Also it looked like you were probably drunk at the game, but were you drunk when you watched this and decided to send it in? I mean you had to be, how else could you have thought that was a good idea….fuckin mass trash
1. These punks need a savage beating.
2. Fishy Fingers sucks giraffe dongs
Find them, kill them.
i would have loved to see these punks at the game
Guy is a good guy, see him around town a lot
Im guessing the lack of reaction is due to the fact that he’s a professional fan. Betting he’s got crazy dancing hats on deck at home like you read about
a better video would be their reaction to seeing how hated they are
if these kids are the standard reader here at BSS im not even sure i need to be reading this site anymore, honestly i wouldn’t have even posted this, its pathetic.
Dancing Bruins Guy > Aztec Celtics Fan > Retarded Silver Faced, Mardi Gras Bead-Wearing Patriots Guy > Dennis Dinkwater
Love it how the faggot drops enjoy at the end. You are all complete and utter sacks of shit who all deserve to rot in hell and get dropkicked by your ugly as sisters whom you probably plug on a regular basis because of the trashy shit that you all are.
dancing bruins guy is a buddy of mine from highschools dad he wears that hat bow tie and suit everywhere not just the bruins game. Poor old bastards just trying to party. He danced at every school function i ever saw him at. I guarantee you the people who stole the hat are from somewhere shitty like Bilerica or maybe Taunton. Somewhere that really sucks.
i guess this is what you have to resort to at bruins games to remain awake.
Fuck these cunts! I hope they fucking die.
Take it down – why give these fucking tools the satisfaction?
fuck these kids, someone on here must know who they are. Prez, you gotta have a follow up of them gettin what’s due to the them
Do not take it down. Someone, mark my words, SOMEONE, a Bruins fan, will recognize these guys (even though they are the prototypical generic looking 18-25) and give them what is coming to them if they can get back to the Garden before accidentally killing themselves via sexual asphyxiation. On the side, I was bewildered when dancing guy didn’t even flinch when the hat was taken off of his head, I don’t even know if he noticed.
Beat these fucks good and make them drink the spit cup. No need to fuck with that guy. I’d pay to watch a video of these two douche bags getting their ass kicked.
These two kids are fucking dbags, so here’s their facebook profiles. Have fun everyone.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=17901225&etrk=ffa
http://www.facebook.com/?ref=logo#!/profile.php?id=26806305
guy is a legend. fuck these pricks. and how can people say the dancing dude sucks. guys a true fan who has fun at the games and gets the crowd going whenever they throw him up on the jumbo tron. anyone who hates on his is a fake bruins fan
cunts
That is mean. But I bet Mustache Man has 10 backup hats.
$20 says those two are sucking on gently used wadded up dental dams. And that dickhead on the right looks like this freak from The Addams Family…not a compliment
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm175540480/nm0381035
I know “dancing hat guy” and as multiple people have said, he is a great guy and as hardcore a Boston sports fan as there is around.
And these two clowns went to Xaverian… Fucking shocker of the century right there.
I’ve seen Sully push little kids out of his way so he can dance for the camera. As a season ticket holder for almost 10 years I think this is pretty funny, and would rather watch the video of the crime in action than see this guy dance ever again…
But that doesn’t excuse the behavior of the North Shore Riffraff who stole this guys hat. Those guys deserve a good beating
Kids favorite athlete is PK Subban? Figures
Its knuckle draggers like this that give this city a bad rep. Thanks assholes.
IrishTrinity sits on EP’s face for fun…on another note assholes didnt even try it when he was dancing, definitely from billerica
Not shocking at all that these clwons are from the south shore and went to Xaverian. I think they just teach a class on douchebaggery that you have to take every year in order to graduate. But the again get touched by “brothers” enough you’re bound to get drunk every day to forget about it and apparently stealing a hat is fucking awesome by bro standards these days. These kids are fucking clownshoes. This video definately started with “yoyoyo bro lemme pack a freshy before you start that video so I can look pisahh kiiiiidddd.” These too clowns deserve to be castrated more than any child rapist does. Allowing them to bread will tear down our society faster than WATSON will.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFR3lOm_xhE
these guys should feel shame for stealing this guys hat. hes a guy who has had season tickets since the stone ages and these guys want to steal his hat instead of fucking around with one of the 5,000 leafs fans that were at the game?
You guys are wicked cool. Did you REALLY think this was funny? All you did was publicize how juvenile and idiotic everyone in your private lives must think you are. Morons.
Bruins would have won this game if it wasn’t for this bad karma.
Fuckin disrespectful. Stealing his hat is like cutting the cord to Rene Rancourt’s mike during our anthem. And these faggots pack pebbles. pack a real lip..pussies
Nothing says loser like chewing tobacco.
Jose Awfulman-
I’m sorry, did I insult your high school? If you aren’t wearing a wife beater, white polo hat, and have two fake diamond earrings then I take it back.
Douche at :33 looks like Bubba from Forest Gump.
These 2 clowns are an embarassment to the spoked B.
These guys are pathetic. Forget that the guy is entertaining and everyone knows him, he’s just an old guy and that’s ridiculous to steal his shit.
one of the dbags responsible got fired from his job today … and it looks like it was most likely due to all the emails his work address received from furious people. unfortunately, justice is not completely served as he continues to show no remorse at all. leads me to believe he is way more of a scumbag than previously thought, or completely retarded.