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Dear Barstool Sports Boston,

I think I have a pretty solid video for you guys. A couple of my buddies were at the Leafs game @ the garden the other night and they encountered the one and only, infamous Bruins dancing guy. He’s got a mustache, suit coat, glasses, and a hat. Everyone knows him… regardless they had the brilliant idea to get intoxicated and steal his hat. Here is how it went. ¬†Enjoy.

Tim From Boston

Well these guys got it half right.¬† I mean I love people giving us shoutouts in the videos they tape trying to get on the Stool.¬†¬† However this isn’t how I’d recommend doing it.¬† Just a total dick move to steal the old guy’s hat.¬†¬† Like this would have been a great if they happened to catch some other dickbags doing this and videotaped it so we could bring them to justice.¬† ¬†But unfortunately the guys who stole it are Stoolies. ¬†¬†Not good. I’m not sure what happens next but I don’t think it’s going to be pretty.¬†¬†¬† Something tells me B’s fans will take extreme exception¬† to this.¬† Extreme exception.¬† Maybe I’m wrong?

PS – On the bright side I’m not even sure that old dude knew his hat was gone. ¬† ¬†Because if he did that was the worst reaction time in the history of mankind. ¬† Guy didn’t even flinch.