INDIANA, Pa. – Two men are charged with robbing pizzeria employees by claiming they were recording a video for a reality TV show called “You Just Got Robbed” early Monday morning. The suspects were identified as Randall Smith, 21, of Templehill, Md., and Artie Goodwine, 18, of Memphis, Tenn., both of whom attend the nearby WyoTech school. Police said a third person was with the two men. “There were three guys standing there, and they decided it was going to be a good time to rob us because it was just us two,” Austin Harnish said. “The guys put us in headlocks and said we were going be on a reality TV show. The other guy started filming it on his cellphone.” It happened at about 1:20 a.m. outside Fox’s Pizza Den at Philadelphia and South Sixth streets, where Harnish and the other victim just ended a work shift. “The guy that was filming came up to me and grabbed me by the throat,” Harnish said. “I was like, ‘Yep, there’s my wallet, you can have whatever’s in there’ — 20 bucks.” He told Channel 4 Action News reporter Ashlie Hardway that he thought it was a joke at first, but he’s glad police responded so quickly.
I bet people are laughing at this kid like “haha bro you’re a fucking idiot! Why would there be a reality show about a pizza boy getting robbed?” Uhh, why wouldn’t there be? There are reality shows about literally everything. Teenagers being pregnant, rednecks who like swamps, things that happen in a pawn shop, moms who are pregnant and also have teenage daughters who are pregnant. I’d say “You Just Got Robbed” is the most probable storyline of all those shows. It’s actually a genius robbery scheme. Everybody wants to be famous so nobody would say no. Oh a reality show? Hell yeah I want to be on! Make me famous. Take my tip money from Fox’s Pizza Den. Call me when I’m dating a Kardashian.