Normally I think chicks fighting chicks is trashy as hell. Keep that shit in the trailer parks of New Jersey. But this is working for me. Just two girls who are hot enough to party and want to look cool with busted up faces. I can get down with that. I like a chick who lives on the edge. You know if they’re into weird stuff like punching each other in the face then they’re into getting a little experimental in the bedroom too. It’s like the old saying goes “any girl who’s never had a black eye sucks at sex.”

Plus they’re not wrong. Black eyes are super bad ass.