Tyler Seguin Doing Speed Dating At Lowell Spinners Game As He Continues To Battle Gronk For Ultimate Boston Pussy Supremecy
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LOWELL, MASS. – The Lowell Spinners,Class-A Affiliate of the Boston Red Sox, will once again unroll the black and gold carpet and welcome Boston Bruins star and Stanley Cup Champion TylerSeguin to LeLacheur Park for a special “Speed Dating” promotion during the Spinners August 15 game against the Aberdeen Ironbirds. “When we asked the question “Who would be the one person in the Boston area that a Speed Dating Event Planner would want more than anyone?” The answer to us was Tyler Seguin,” said Spinners Vice President of Corporate Communications Jon Goode. “He is one of Boston’s most sought after Bachelors.”
I’ve been doing Barstool Sports for something like 8 years now. And in all my time covering Boston athletes I can’t ever remember two athletes at the summit of their pussy game going toe to toe like Gronk and Seguin are right now. Oh Seguin bangs a playmate model? Gronk takes down a Barstool Campus rep. Oh Gronk took down a stoolie campus rep? Seguin buys a puppy. Oh seguin gets a puppy. Gronk goes on the Choice. Oh Gronk is on the choice? Seguin is doing speed dating at a Red Sox game. Oh Seguin is doing speed dating? Gronk posed naked on the cover of ESPN the Magazine. Oh Gronk posed naked on the cover of ESPN the mag? Seguin gets a house at Figawi. And on and on it goes. Just a never ending battle for ultimate pussy supremacy in Boston. So I’ll throw this out to our female Stoolies. If you could have a one night stand with either of these bros who ya got? Gronk vs. Seguin for all the marbles….
Vote 1 for Get Gronk’d and 10 for Puck Slut
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I think the more compelling question is, which one of these two gets accused with sexual assault first?
Because that’s the next step….and my answer would be Seguin.
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what about gay stoolie, his opinion dont count? where the fuck has he been for all the breaking news? ps follow me @kingblackdude
PS i bet elpres is jealous that Jenna Marbles follows me and she is like 30 x more famous then he ever could, i wonder if she ever sent you a basket of flowers for giving her first break? prob not
I honestly think I go with seguin, puck sluts will do legit anything to fuck him, I’m sure gronk gets his dose of pussy but those puck sluts are something else
Holy fuck, there is at least 124 gay stoolies? There is no way that more than 5 chicks read this and voted. Well, it is MA.
Yo ElNotsosmartjew , your fucking spelling is atrocious “supremecy”? really, try fucking using firefox or chrome for a browser , automatic spell check dickhead
@bojangles i thought the same thing, closet homos
As a long time hater of all things Massachusetts, I have to admit that gronk is the fucking man. No denying he is crushing life every god damn day.
10-12 years from now they’ll be talking Seguin in the Hall of Fame and everyone else will be asking who Gronk was. Write it down Stoolies, write it down.
I wouldn’t mind getting tossed around by Gronk, but I still pick Seguin all day. YUM
500 chicks read this huh? LOTTTTTSSSS of fags apparently. I was actually curious too.
I agree with shaybaybay. but if gronks dick is at all proportional to the rest of his body.. hell no.
Know some girl who’s already dominated both
as a female stoole,i agree with @kris10. Gronk looks like he def has a bigger dick and could show me a better time. seguin however seems like he has swag for days.. i’d do both if i got the chance, but def Gronk first.