Tyler Seguin Is Twitter Fucking Aly Raisman
Power move by Seguin here. He knows Gronk is all tied up with training camp so he just moves right in on the US gymnastics team without any resistance. Just twittering at Aly Raisman like it ain’t no thing. I love how McKayla Maroney is playing it cool too. Just smirking like “I don’t know what Seguin said? But I know this much. If you want him I’m gonna blow him before you ever go on a date with him. Hehe.”
PS – Poor Wes Welker. That’s what happens when you get old and bald. Just an after thought for the kids. That hair transplant can’t start working fast enough.
i want to twitter fuck elpres in the ass @kingblackdude
Stick It! Stick It!
I’d let her light my menorah…
Do you think Beibs takes down Missy Franklin? I mean, you gotta have Olympic Champion on your sex bucket list right?
Look @you lecturing us about old-n-bald. Thats like Carl Crawford saying he doesnt like Mondays. FYI-Im not a cop..
2 years till mckayla is doing playboy.
The subway money isn’t endless.
Aren’t all those chicks like 14?
Maroney turns 18 on 12/19/13. Please calendar.
McKayla Maroney is gonna a smoke show in about 2-3 years. Seguin is just using Raisman (who is meh) to get an early in on Maroney.
Aly Raisman hasn’t dabbled in ass-play yet, but Mrs. Raisman on the other hand…. Greek Queen! Fact.
El Jew is a twitter/blogging HARDOOOO
All I know is that Nastia Liukin has morphed into a full blown smoke. There are no limits to which position you could pretzel her into.
agree with Maroney comments. Future smoke and GTA.
that quick welker shot at the end is hilarious
jesus, is seguin already off ciara price? must be the life right there, using certified dimes and throwing them away like paper towels. although i heard through the rumor mill that she’s a psycho-stalker girlfriend…that gets old quick, no matter how hot she is.
on a side note about wes welker, i played hooky from work on tuesday and went to watch the pats training camp. seeing brady throw 50 feet away from you is magical by the way. but anyway, i couldn’t get over how small welker is, just in general, not by comparison, although seeing him and edelman standing next to solder was pretty hilarious. but wes is tiny. you know how they tweak your size on the roster? i’ve got this kid at 5’7, 170 TOPS. i have a newfound respect for that dude, taking an NFL beating and being even smaller than i thought.
^ Cool Story Dro, Wes still should have caught that ball in the Super Bowl
Wut up Dro Man
ilovebarstoolsports, is Welker small?
why do you talk about seguin so much. im pretty sure most sports fans in the city sorta look at him as a little faggot
@cantgetthestinkout: Fucking truth right there. Never thought she was that great during the ’08 games, but holy shit, she’s fucking gorgeous now.
Stooping to a new low here, but who cares? Hot. End of story. http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/2434893164/image.jpg
Aly is 18, a smoke and a Masshole, seems like he’s playing it smart there.
all gymnasts are fucked in the head. they spend about 90 hours in a gym a week for god’s sake. take how nuts a normal chick is, multiply it by 100, and you have a gymnast. no grip on reality whatsoever
ilovebarstoolsports has a love for petite men
Why is nobody talking about Allison Schmitt or Gabby Douglas?? Absolute smokeshows!!
C;mon Segs, ya, a gold medal is pretty cool,
Jenna jamison getting 3 dicks in here ass simultaneously, THAT’S an amazing accomplishment.
McKayla Maroney is the US top prospect in AA ball. Gonna be a big time player a few years down the road (sexually)
Aly Raisman, the best jewish gymnist since Bob Cousy
Gabby Douglas is kinda cute…but it also looks like she has balls
Kayla Ross just has those ears that are perfect for keeping her head positioned where you want it to be
Fuckin Seguin!!! Kids unreal just got Aly dripping over there. You know that little kid the news keeps showing as her “prom date” is prob on the tobin about to jump……game over lil man!!!! poor dude thought the prom thing in christmas lights was gonna work, no shot bro!!!!
Seguin already landed in London
maroney is nice and all but your kidding if the top spot doesnt go to that russian bitch. the one who knows shes better than everyone else and just carries herself like she knows it. has that “ill let you fuck me aggresively and then tell you that you aren’t worth my time afterwards but then call you the next day for some more angry sex” look every time she gets on the floor.
but still no one can beat last olympic’s team usa 1-2 punch. nastia liukin and shawn johnson. hot damn.
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