U of Hartford America East Report….Boom Goes The Dynamite
Got to give Deadspin credit where credit is due. They posted this video yesterday and it’s an instant and I mean instant classic. Lots of people probably missed it since half of Deadspin’s traffic has disappeared since they went to their “newly designed unreadable format”, but this was pure gold. Like from the second that dude starting whipping his hand around I was fucking memorized. I mean you know a video is great when 5 minutes seems to pass by in the blink of an eye and leaves you breathless for more. Just an absolute train wreck from the word go. It’s almost like these guys were pulled straight from central casting too. You just couldn’t find a more perfectly awkward looking threesome to pull this off. Loved the music kicking in at the 1:47 mark for no reason. That’s when I officially was like buckle the fuck up.
“A nice smooth jumper but does not connect…”
shhh highlights exchange at the 1:25 mark was good
Better than Sportscenter.
still better than First Take
This passes as funny? I’d rather hear Pres rant about how he is better than Daniel Tosh. Even though tosh got his own show and the pres is beign carried by the first ladies piggy bank.
Defensive Slugfest?!?!? Hahahaha
I have to agree that at the 1:25 mark was where the excitement began. Once I heard the shhh from the Lanky fellow I knew shit was going to be legit.
Anything you put on the teleprompter, Ron Burgandy will read.
” You just couldn’t find a more perfectly awkward looking threesome to pull this off. ”
You KFC and Kmarko are a pretty awkward looking 3some dude
http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/deadspin.com#
down almost 20% over the past 3 months….They definitely lost me, I stopped even checking for margary. As much as we bitch about how ugly this fuckin site is, at least its legible.
Viva
memorized?? u mean mesmerized pres???
“wow i was way off”
i go to UHartford and these kids are stiffs… i garuntee no one on campus even knows this exists because no one watches our shitty tv stuff. that kid darius that does the highlights lives on the floor under me… he sucks
SWUSH!!!!
How is this not hilarious jackofspades? Black dude was a train wreck from start to finish.
that dude flailing his arms around was priceless. This was like special ed day at the network, right?
1:03. Talk about the bracket! Oh. (You mean talk about the bracket) aaaaaaaaaahahhahahhahahha. I cant stand it.
I hope Brian Hughes Esq. sees this. Because if anybody has a legit lawsuit, its these poor saps against the Journalism Dept at U Hartford
Jesus my homeboy…I said it was better than First Take…the black kid was sweating like he just got caught banging the farmer’s daughter
SWUSH we go with the basket
definitely going to use that one it really is the new boom goes the dynamite
why does it go from U of Hartford to the Boston terriers???
i liked when the lanky white kid smacked the arm of the fat black kid. total pimp slap! By the way I’m an alumni of Uhart and that is a true sample of the geniuses they let in.
Black Guy loves talking defense…. and whats with lurch acting like someone from CNN is in his ear the whole time with breaking news.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Darius Willmont is the Brian Hughes of sportscasting. Pure Fucking Gold. This fucking guy should replace Stuart Scott tomorrow:
3:52: kick desk HARD
3:56: random loogie cough. “GHOGGHCCHH lockdown”
4:26: “key axe-pects” Chop some wood, my brutha.
4:29: “players who are dobinating” Say wha?
bball is played on a field now? and whats with bringing in the guest shithead to just sit there and try not to laugh at the two boboheads.
Funniest shit I’ve seen on here in a while! Couldn’t watch the whole thing cause I was laughing to hard at work and starting to cry but well worth it. Thanks Pres.
A trainwreck just stopped to watch this video.
1:03 – “Talk about the Brackets?!” Just awesome….dying here….
how blown does the portly black fellow look at the 1:30 mark? you can just see the wind get taken right out if his sails.
“nice ball movement by vermont here… nice jumper… and SWOOSH we go with a basket that puts for the catamounts up.”
Jesus that chart at http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/deadspin.com# is amazing, Does nobobdy at Gawker Media know how to read the most obvious graph in the history of earth?
Pres you should hit up A.J. with an offer to acquire them and really change the URL to barstooljr.com
Jimnasium – I don’t know if you just made that up, but holy shit. For some reason – that comment struck me as the funniest fucking thing i’ve read on here in some time.
Bring the ball up field?
yungnoodles says:
March 11, 2011 at 1:45 pm
i go to UHartford and these kids are stiffs… i garuntee no one on campus even knows this exists because no one watches our shitty tv stuff. that kid darius that does the highlights lives on the floor under me… he sucks
holy shit! what is funnier this video or that this retard is in college. Kid you spell like the black kid delivers his commentary.