Ugly Tattoo Showdown….Who Ya Got?
Tattoo #1
yo el pres wassup. So muh home boy is a complete faggot. Hes lived in boston his whole life die hard sox and pats fan, but for some reason when the celts got garnett he despised them. Naturally, he just turned to the next best player’s team, Lebron. So what does this kid do 2 weeks into college, gets tatted up saying he will fully blow lebron. Oh and he’s from swampscott. Shred him up.
Scott
VS.
Tattoo #2
I was out at the pool at Mandalay Bay in Vegas last weekend and this clown steps in front of me at the bar.
Joe
Listen I’ve seen some shitty tattoos in my day but these two are as bad as it gets. I mean it’s one thing to get a Boston tattoo like this because we’re awesome and have dominated the shit out of this century but it’s a totally different thing to get a Broncos or Lebron tat. But as bad as both of these are the answer for me has to be the Lebron tattoo by a mile. I mean at least the other guy can say he loves the Broncos. But when you get another man’s tattoo all the way down the center of your back you’re either gay or certifiably insane.
PS - I absolutely refuse to believe the Lebron kid is from Swampscott. No place that churned out somebody as cool as me could have ever spawned somebody like this. It’s flat out impossible. You’d get your ass whomped walking into Captains with shit like that.
Anyway time to vote for the uglier/more embarrassing tattoo. Vote 1 for Lebron and 10 for the Broncos
(2,445 votes, average: 2.01 out of 10)
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Who buys boxers at the Epcot Center?
I would guess that they are both from Swampscott. That place suuuucks.
“So muh homeboy”
im sure they both go to revere beach and do the revere beach lean in their car when they drive by a group of chicks.
He lived in Boston his whole life… Hes from Swampscot..
EP you claim to live in Dot all your life muh home boy?
LeBron kid deserves to be shot. How do you get pissed when the C’s get KG and win a title and then root for LeBron…unless he has some sort of Al Jeff tattoo on his arm this kid is a giant douchebag.
That first dude wears sandals with jeans.
I didnt know ebonics was taught in the Swampscot public school system
Definitely #1… Didn’t think it was possible to like Julio Lugo that much. We have all witnessed how bad he is.
No Swampscott may be the 2nd gayest town in Mass after Provincetown…….& all the kids are pretend hard…
DVN, has a good point,
I didnt realize Theo was from Swampscott.
At least the Broncos won championships….
Scott I sincerely hope you’re not white
There is no doubt Scott is white.. in fact I dare him to reveal himself on this yo blog, yo.
bob loblaw no habla espanol
the lebron tattoo is WAY gayer. assuming he’s dumb enough to associate him with that number, instead of MJ. only the best player to ever play the game and winner of 6 titles.
that tat could end-up being stupid if Lebron never wins a title and goes on to have a career like the Mailman. still possible at this point in his career. maybe not likely, but possible.
TFB said it. th Broncs have the titles. those can’t ever be taken away.
sweet golf ball boxer undershorts you jackass
I am suprised he hasen’t added an LB3 Tramp Stamp
both are douche bags but i think there are a shitload more bad tats out there that should be up there. I was really disappointed when i olny saw 2 selections up there give me like 20-40 to work with hers. Should set up a bracket for worst tat ever what do you think EP?
Lebron one is lame. Other one is as cool as any other team that’s won back to back straps.
The only way it could be cooler is if was from from the Six Time Champs!
absolutely hilarious… my buddy from swampscott showed me this kids gay tat last night and i log into the stool today to see it right there
» fukthenewsite said: { Apr 28, 2009 – 05:04:21 }
TFB said it. th Broncs have the titles. those can’t ever be taken away.
And neither can those crappy tattoos.
WTF is back to back ” straps”
We got another home boy in the haus? It blows muh mind!!
Wow…..you never heard of winning back to back straps? Wow………….
Hosgar=Scott
SSOTD reminds me..
What happened to Weezy?
He’s busy in the studio recording a new album.
once again i find myself entering my ridiculous login password just to call you all queers. well here it goes, you are all faggots.
look at the hot girls, laugh at some of the videos, and keep your fucking comments to yourselves. none of you have ever seen a vagina.
what about a devil rays tatoo on your ass…
inigo, does having a fucked tattoo mean you’ve seen some snatch?
I’m going to make a guess and say that Swampscott homeboy is also a Jewboy
» InigoMontoya said: { Apr 28, 2009 – 05:04:52 }
Save yourself the time. No one cares what you have to say, even though you watched the Princess Bride with your older sister.
i agree. how can you argue with the ssotd. bunny picture. ”jesus” is right.
InigoMontoya said: { Apr 28, 2009 – 05:04:52 }
Leader in the clubhouse for Scott.
i didnt know bringing in KG could turn a fan away. must not have been a true fan to begin with. glad hes gone.
he must have loved it when the cavs got Lebrons love child Delonte West (he probably has that tatted on his ass)
The first one looks fake.
I hate that I have to scroll past 2 shirtless dudes to comment on the SSOTD….something is wrong here.
SSOTD is hot, real name is morry.
I’m guessing that the “Scott” is a bust on me….without knowing the reference leaves me unsatisfied……sigh
Molly is hot.
Flip flops and jeans are a great combo. Ventilation, while staying warm.
Both tats are ghey
ssotd is great, and thanks for clearing the proper pronunciation/spelling fingerblast
seriously, not to be mean or anything, but do any of you ever go out with friends or anything? the internet is cool and all, but try to go out and meet real people. it’s a lot more fun.
No we dont.
We just wait for dumb cum guzzling tattoed overweight failures at life to come through the door and give us advice.
InigoMontoya:
its not our fault you have a homo tatoo.
“witness” hahahahah
» InigoMontoya said: { Apr 28, 2009 – 05:04:58 }
Not to be mean, but anyone who takes their name from a sub par 80′s tween movie doesn’t deserve a voice, unless it’s being said by a cancer ridden voicebox patient.
i go out all the time and crush bitches(sometimes for cash though), not go on internet blogs and call people who dont go out fags because of some inferiority/bad tattoo complex
okay, well i hate tattoos. i think they are for girls. seriously though, call up a friend this weekend and go play some golf and drink some beers or something. Do something fun for yourselves. Go out to a bar tonight and watch the game with some buddies. Come on, it’s summertime, be creative.
Who brought the Life Coach?
actually inigomontoya, i WILL go play some golf this weekend and i will drink some beers. I should do something fun for myself. you know what? I am going to the bar with my buddies tonight to watch the big game. Summertime is no time for internet!
and this is just a screen name, this is not real life. if you think this is real life then you are in a lot worse shape than some tool with a LB tattoo on his back.
Listen up everyone, I know the Witness “23″ tattoo kid very well. He has the hottest mom on the face of the earth. Anyone got a pic??
Wow, it’s just your screen name? Really? This isn’t “real life”? Woa. I’m so confused. Well, how about this: why don’t whoever the hell you are go fuck yourself.
Last time i checked Tattoos last forever right?
What is this kid gonna do when he is like 60 and no one knows who LeBron James is? It is like if my grandfather was showing off a George Mikan tattoo.
This is how you know marketing works. Punk ass kids do stuff like this.
InigoMontoya said: { Apr 28, 2009 – 06:04:35 }
“is this real life?”
I dont have time to play golf this weekend. Im fucking your mother.
Then while as much as I would love watcing the game I actually have to film your sister. Its an art piece called ” Retard Girl Blackbanged 8 ways”
Not to be mean, but anyone who takes their name from a sub par 80’s tween movie doesn’t deserve a voice, unless it’s being said by a cancer ridden voicebox patient.
If that voicebox is the Irish brog version it would be hilarious.
» CptKballs said: { Apr 28, 2009 – 06:04:59 }
Or if it was said by a “Sicilian”.
Rock on. Celtics aren’t going anywhere. Lebron is legit dude don’t listen to these homos. Lebron will go down as one of the best ever. That tatoo is sweet. I’m a lakers fan and got no problem with it. If you are in Cleveland you are probably nominated for the number one favorite tatoo. Don’t listen to these shmucks. They can’t live with the Celts losing to the Bulls.
Oh and Evan Papa is the biggest herb you will ever meet if you know who he is.
The mean streets of Swampscott?! Hoo-wee I’m sure that declaration will earn you big street cred in the any house of corrections in the Commonewalth. Almost as tough being raised on the wrong side of the tracks in Weston.
The irony in the original e-mail is stunning. Simply stunning.
lets not talk like anyone from swampscott could kick anybodys ass ever, its a sissy town that produces sissies, some of who think they are cool or tough and the end result is tattoos like this dope. this kid would have been punched just for being from swampscott, never mind the awful tat
is that broncos tat heavy? why are his shoulders so slouched?
yo i know this kid very well. he was drunk and some kid paided him plus its not a bad tattoo. it could of been a unicorn or something. he does have a smokin mother. and all u who are shittin on swampscott have no life.
and jesus ur a fag. not the real one but the person on this blog
and evan popa is a huge fucking douche bag faggot
and swampscott is where the real playas from. fuck all you who doubt it. swampscott fo lyfe.
1. paided him? horrible english.
2. Evan papa is a complete herb/ faggot.
3. Swampscott is where its at. the best people in the world live in swampscott, and yes the kid with the witness tat is jewish.
4. and yes his mom is a milf. shes beyond milf, shes out of this world.
5. Any no Johnny cakes, you wouldnt punch him just bc hes from swampscott, u dont have the balls. this kid would probably take you in a fight. id put ten grand on him.
Anyways cakes where do you live?
i know this kid very well he is obsessed with lebron, his mom is definitly very hot and the tattoo is definitly real. He hates the celtics just for attention and shows no loyatly to the best sports town in america whatsoever.
lunders a rich pussy.. with a milf may i add… he lives on the rich side of town and thinks cindys is just fantastic.. fuck that.. over priced and shitty food… call up 593 1568 and order some real food