UMass Administration Just Doing The Damn Thing Per Usual….Towing Over 200 Cars From A Lot That Kids Paid To Park In
Hundreds of students’ cars towed at UMass
AMHERST, Mass. (WWLP) – Unexpected and unwelcome developments on Move-in Day for Hundreds of UMass students’ this Labor Day. They woke up to find their cars had been towed, even though they’d been told they could park in the lot. There are a lot of fees associated with getting situated at college– and for UMass students who’d like to keep their cars on campus, one of those fees is a 300 dollar parking permit. Almost 200 students who paid that parking permit fee parked right here in lot 44 Sunday night. But when they came back Monday morning their cars weren’t where they left them. The cars had been towed to Ernie’s Towing in Amherst. Students had to find a way to get there, and then wait in line for hours before coughing up more than a hundred bucks in cash. “The volunteers that were there they were telling everyone you can park here. I paid almost 300 dollars for a parking pass and now I’ve got to pay a hundred dollars for the tow,” Sherman said. Word of the mass-tow spread around some of the dorms, and other students couldn’t believe just how many cars got taken away. “I would just be furious. Considering parking services isn’t even open yet. It’s not going to be open until tomorrow. I can’t believe they would actually tow any cars before giving people a chance to get a parking pass. It’s just too early. It seems ridiculous,” said sophomore Brian Partridge.
Does any administration in the country treat their students with more disdain than Umass? If they aren’t bringing in the gestapo to break up parties they are just towing away hundreds of cars on move in day even though they paid for parking. How did this happen you ask? Well the geniuses running Umass didn’t have the foresight to open the parking services office the same day students moved in. Hence students couldn’t get the physical passes to put on their cars even though they paid for them. Incompetence at it’s finest. That’s the beauty of working for a state run school with no accountability to anybody. You can be a moron and do whatever you want and nobody says boo…

Ernie’s Towing fucking sucks.
“You can be a moron and do whatever you want and nobody says boo…”
All I do is fuck and party. Holding the administration accountable that shit just aint ballin to me.
Don’t they mail the permits to you in the mail over the summer? That’s how they did it back in my day at least…
Unfair. Simple as that.
ernie’s towing must be making a killing between the campus lots, puffton and townehouses.
College administrators have the easiest job in the known fucking world. And yet.. they still fuck it up.
Brought to you by the same state that has given us Deval Patrick, Barney Frank, Lurch Kerry, the Kennedy’s, Mumbles Menino, and next up,Pocahontas. State bureaucracy and cronyism at its best. (oops, sorry, the bros on barstool don’t like politics. I think theyr’e waiting for Pres to post up another howitzer pic)
Let me guess, Ernie of Ernie’s towing is the brother-in-law of the head of parking services at UMass.
@Dana, you forgot the state that gave us Mitt Romney as well.
Pres, do you think when you’re 50 years old you’re still gonna pretend you’re in college?
Let’s burn down Ernie’s Towing!
Last time i checked Umass is a state school that is assisted by tax payer money, so in fact if the students are getting re-imbursed I and the rest of the tax payers in the state will be paying “fucking Ernie” for State employees fucking up……Ya that sounds about right!! Go deval!
Just school administrators being school administrators. I went to a private university, but wouldn’t be surprised to see my Alma mater pulling this horseshit as well.
The students will be ”Reimbursed”. aka Ernies will keep all the money they scammed by towing all these cars and the State will pay the kids back. Ernie’s is in cahoots with everything over there. Corrupt as FUCk
Ernie is a 1%er
The reimbursements should come out of the endowment. My tax dollars should not pay for this incompetence.
@otwisted mitt Romney isn’t from mass. Try Detroit
Still trying to understand the logistics of towing and storing 200 cars in a 4 hour window that most of those kids were asleep. Did a fleet of 20 trucks coast in undetected with their lights off? The whole thing sounds strangely weird, and implausible.
If the rumors are true I think Ernie is married to the head of UMass Parking Services. No joke. UMass is a lot of things but the finest at causing unmitigated rage over parking it is #1 in the country.
Go U! Go UMass! Go UMass!
Otwisted, are u sure Mitt is from Mass?
@shity, no shit but his political career was centered in Massachusetts like everyone else Dana mentioned. Elisabeth Warren (Pocohontas) is from Oklahoma, Barney “Pickles” Frank from New Jersey and John Kerry was from Colorado. Thanks for playing.
TSHIRT IDEA!!!
Keep Calm
And
Pay your Towing bills!
GENIUS
“Wahh im a kike and umass took away a money grab for me once so ill never blog a nice thing about them again”
shitywok- and deval patrick is from chicago
barney frank is from Bayonne, NJ
Kerry was born in Aurora, Colorado
do some research before you start spoutin off you turd
Fuckin Upside Down Views is at it again. Mr. Funny Man
I love it when EP makes an ignorant blog we get comments that commemorate his “trolling” genius. However, when Neil creates a hilarious–and on point–blog, he gets ripped to shreds. God, I love this site. Don’t know why I read the comments though.
zhug the only thing that gets ripped to shreds is your asshole by Neil.
It’s embarrassing enough to attend a college that people think “safety school” as soon as they hear the name. They should stop staffing the school with alumni.
Zhug you chivalrous mother fucker you
peytonsucksballs, preach on bro! #truth
FUCK Ernies Towing – they towed my car 10000 times I wanna burn that place down
@itsalldownhill: True, but at least they broke the world record for biggest sea food stew or something!