Listen I’ve been all over the country doing Blackout parties the past 3 years.   I’m talking big schools, little schools, smart schools, stupid schools, hot schools, ugly schools, warm weather schools, cold weather schools etc.  The Zoo still gets my vote as the best party school in the country.   It’s not even a party at the Zoo till the riot cops show up and that’s the Zoo difference.

PS – In case you thought I was kidding about that Swat Team breaking up parties at Umass?  I’m not.