Umm Bro…. Your Arm Just Snapped In Half
I know Kmarko just posted this, but I had to post it on the big boy blog. Know the hardest part about being a male gymnast besides telling your dad you’re gay? Having to explain to people your arm is shattered in 15 places not because you took a crack back block on the football field or got checked through the boards in a hockey game or crashed your motorcycle off a 25 foot jump. It’s because you fucked up a forward somersault at a gymnastics meet wearing a spandex leotard. Just a certain type of emasculation that you can’t really do justice with words.
Kid snapped his arm in half and shook it off faster than fat boy Portnoy when he tweaked his hammy during a sprint.
That dude was a boss, just got up and walked around all pissed off
What event was that?
This is what happens when gamers try to do things in real life.
Gay or not, that kid just took that shattered arm like a Man.
Got Milk?
seems more like his elbow shifted
Agree with everything in that post. That said, even the very worst gymnast is in better shape than you’re fat pasty ass could ever dream to be.
Some of the manliest men wear spandex leotards. No joke.
I love how nonchalantly he stood up after it happened. As if to say “Hmmm, that’s strange.”
Where the hell was that??
Dude has built in pain killer. Not a sound out of him. He can play for me anytime. Took it like a BOSS !
It’s called going into shock.
walk like an egyptian
This was at my old high school. Glenbard East in Lombard, IL. I am not sure how recent this was though. One of my friends posted this on Facebook and I’m shocked it made it on here.
Gumby needs to jerk off more to get those forearms in shape.
Whoa, whoa, f’n whoa. This bro deserves props. I’d a been cryin like an anal virgin if that happened to me. Shit didn’t even phase the dude with the pink brass balls.
noonan for the scholarship! also, mom’s a chuch-goer for not reacting with a “holy fucking shit” instead of “oh my goodness”
I made it to the 0:07 mark
“Oh my goodness!” indeed