Uncle Buck vs Jets Fans: Who Ya Got?
To give you an idea of how pervasive the influence of the Stool into our culture has become, I was perusing the PatriotsPlanet message board just now, looking into a thread about what dickheads Jets fans are, and who do I see in the video but our own Uncle Buck. I’m sure the Gang Green crowd thinks they got the better of him, but for my money he was the one doling out the abuse here, taunting the knuckle dragging morons to speak up because he couldn’t hear them over the sound of his championship rings rattling in his ears. Brilliant. You just know it drove them out of their tiny, primitive brains. And the world will know that few stood against many.

(UB’s Take: Yeah so the pussy who put this up on YouTube didn’t show the whole story. UB got those clowns going and by the end they were offering to buy me beers and shaking my hand. What a bunch of wimps. As my buddy from Boston who was there with me said, “If you’d tried that shit at Foxboro you would have been knocked the fuck out.”)
So who won the battle? Vote “1″ for UB and “10″ for the J! E! T! S!
But don’t sleep on this chick either. Honestly, I’m not even mad at Jets fans for busting my friend’s balls or picking on girls. The same thing would’ve probably happened in Foxboro 25 years ago. We just evolved and they didn’t. They’re like discovering a native tribe on an island somewhere that hasn’t discovered fire or the wheel yet. They’ll get there someday.
(Thanks to RAS for the clips)


It’s laundry. People are retarded.
Freeze the second video at the :46 second mark. Is that a titletown shirt? The stool really is everywhere.
Are they calling him a Masshole? That isn’t insulting at all.
Grown man in a team jersy with someone else name on it. . . yes, we’ve really ‘evovled’
» 5MinuteMajor said: { Oct 6, 2009 – 12:10:10 }
Grown man in a team jersy with someone else name on it. . . yes, we’ve really ‘evovled’
5 Minute, You sound like Bill Simmons. If you can’t wear a jersey to a game, where can you? Please don’t tell me you’re one of those clowns that wears a Jersey with your name on it?
That’s an insult to Simmons
How did she get the shoe off so fast? In Iraq, you get 9 months and little bit of torture.
I always pictured Uncle Buck to be much fatter.
that is why you dont bring signs to a game
I’m sure the Gang Green crowd thinks they got the better of him, but for my money he was the one doling out the abuse here, taunting the knuckle dragging morons to speak up because he couldn’t hear them over the sound of his championship rings rattling in his ears. Brilliant.
That is brilliant…. as it was 15 years ago when Patrick Roy said it to Roenick.
HOW CAN SHE SLAP !!! HOW CAN SHE SLAP !!?!?!!!!
McTits…f’ing hilarious.
Don’t confuse the “Bat-Troom” with the “bathroom”.
Was the guy filming the video with her? If so…that’s high comedy – she’s getting into a donnybrook with the entire stadium and he’s just standing there filming it.