To give you an idea of how pervasive the influence of the Stool into our culture has become, I was perusing the PatriotsPlanet message board just now, looking into a thread about what dickheads Jets fans are, and who do I see in the video but our own Uncle Buck. I’m sure the Gang Green crowd thinks they got the better of him, but for my money he was the one doling out the abuse here, taunting the knuckle dragging morons to speak up because he couldn’t hear them over the sound of his championship rings rattling in his ears. Brilliant.  You just know it drove them out of their tiny, primitive brains.  And the world will know that few stood against many.

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(UB’s Take: Yeah so the pussy who put this up on YouTube didn’t show the whole story. UB got those clowns going and by the end they were offering to buy me beers and shaking my hand. What a bunch of wimps. As my buddy from Boston who was there with me said, “If you’d tried that shit at Foxboro you would have been knocked the fuck out.”)

So who won the battle? Vote “1″ for UB and “10″ for the J! E! T! S!

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But don’t sleep on this chick either. Honestly, I’m not even mad at Jets fans for busting my friend’s balls or picking on girls. The same thing would’ve probably happened in Foxboro 25 years ago. We just evolved and they didn’t. They’re like discovering a native tribe on an island somewhere that hasn’t discovered fire or the wheel yet. They’ll get there someday.

(Thanks to RAS for the clips)