Source – The University of Minnesota is spending $3,400 to host a symposium this spring specifically designed to help its female undergraduate students achieve bigger, better and more orgasms. ’Orgasm aficionados and beginners of all genders are welcome to come learn about everything from multiple orgasms to that mysterious G-spot,’ reads the description posted on the school’s official events calendar. ’Are you coming?’ it asks. The university’s official online description of the event entitled, ‘The Female Orgasm,’ describes it as open to both male and female students, according to Campus Reform. ‘Whether you want to learn how to have your first orgasm, how to have better ones, or how to help you girlfriend, Kate and Marshall cover it all,’ it adds. The description of the event, which is hosted by the university’s Office of Diversity and Equity’s Women’s Center, does not say whether there is an age requirement.


Well even though a female orgasm class sounds like something that should be taught at Hogwarts because it’s nothing but myth and lore, one thing is for sure. If you’re looking to find the DTF chicks at University of Minnesota then this is a can’t-miss lecture. Just an entire classroom of coeds looking to cum. I wish they’d offered something like this when I was at Northeastern because it’d be the only time in college I showed punctuality in an academic setting. Get there early and sit front row center. Sure I probably still wouldn’t learn anything and just text the entire time like normal, but as is the case with most things in college, all that matters is you show up. Make an appearance. Let the teacher or in this case the horny sluts see your face. All you gotta do is not sleep through it. Because for college professors or twenty year old chicks who want sex, that’s about all that’s required.