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UPDATE – New Mega Lobster Steps Forward Shitting All Over The Paper Champion Lobster
From Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution
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MSNBC – Maine State Aquarium Manager Aimee Hayden-Roderiques is pictured holding “Rocky”, the 27-lb lobster donated by a shrimp dragger to the Aquarium in this handout photo obtained by Reuters February 23, 2012. The lobster, the largest ever recorded caught in Maine, was released into the ocean Thursday.
Did the Pres do it again or did the Pres do it again? I fucking knew there was a rat! Everybody saying this 27 pound lobster was the biggest catch in the history of Maine. I made the prep school face the second I saw it. Just didn’t feel right. Well it turns out my blogging spidey sense was right again. Check out that 51 pounder! That’s what I’m talking about bitch! They say he’s five hundred pounds of bottom-dwelling fury, don’t you know. No one knows how old he is, but if you ask me, and most people do, he’s a hundred years if he’s a day. Fuck yeah!
I’d love to get a taste of that little red snapper!
And no, I’m not talking about the lobster here…..
nothing to prove the 51 pounders existance?? i say the title goes to rocky!
that being said ^^ DooBAH for comment of the day
Your journalistic chutzpah paid off in dividends.. When I think of crustacean facts, I will never again look further than the stool. Bravo!
I can only imagine this is how people felt the first time Daulton walked into the Double Deuce. I thought he’d be bigger.
For breakfast I have a whole plate of bacon. For lunch, a bacon sandwich. And I usually drink my dinner.
Largest ever caught “in Maine.”
maybe five years ago some do-gooder righ yuppie asshat bought a massive lobster in L.A. at a charity auction. paid like $5k fot it. “I’m so frigging cool and generous”. got American Airlines or whatever to donate a first class seat for the frigging thing back to Maine where they were gonna release it back into the wild. No frigging lie, channel four boston, showing footage of the event, has some reporter ride with them out on a the boat. Like frigging midnight too. Operation lobster fest. Do-gooder guy opens the crate, shows this giant monster of a lobster to the camera and does the “fly, be free” whole free-willy thing. lowers the beast over the ass of the boat and as he’s dropping it in my wife and i turned to each other, mouths open… “they left the fucking rubber bands on”. Rule number one for do-gooder assholes: “make sure you are actually helping and not making it worse”. poor prick was probably eaten alive by his scavenging lobster friends. “Hey man, I see you are back. Who’s so fucking tough, now, rubber band boy?”
The 51 pounder says “from Maine.” It was 100, and rumored to have been caught in Boca.
I like stories
Any stories before 1990 are complete bullshit.
That’s right Tony Little…I mean Aimee! Try selling you shit covered puny lobster on someone elses infomercial cuz the prez ain’t buyin! Well done sir. I’ve shit things bigger than that.
Rubber bands would deteriorate fairly quickly in salt water. Still a dick move.
I talked to an old Mainer and he laughed when I mentioned the 27 pound lobster. He said as kids they caught bigger ones than that once or twice a week in the summer 60 years ago.