Gawker has raised 50K to buy video of Toronto Mayor smoking crack. Stoolies have raised 17K for me to become mayor http://t.co/wB98vROxCf
8.4 @rwmulvey: @stoolpresidente what do you think the avg. BAC was last night for the rant line? 2.5? 3.0?
Just deposited money into a new Citizens ATM. MIND BLOWN
Fanduel tonight. Giving the ball to Clay. Last call to join and get your ass kicked http://t.co/muqMOuUovB
Nick Saban On Being Called The Devil: “It’s Terribly Disappointing” Am I the only one with tears in my eyes regarding this quote.
So yesterday we talked about that dude who burst into flames while watching porn. Today we got the video. And it looks exactly like what you’d expect a guy to look like when he bursts into flames in a porn shop. Just all on fire booking it to the exits. The explosion in the beginning was kind of cool though.
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$154 for Gonzalez? After spending way too much on Dice K? Someone’s eating retard sandwiches in the front office.
Dude needs to get some clothes on at the end of the video. Seriously, cover up.
ok his pants are definitely around his ankles
wtf is up with the end? hes just walking around like a boss while his clothes burn off of him. He walked away like he was fucking jesus.
There were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a man with a trident.
Ever hear of flame retardant lubricant?
You better have a good video saved for the “Taking You Into The Weekend” since this should have been it. Random dudes standing around while a guy is in fire. This video has it all.
This gives a whole new meaning to “my pants are on fire.”
Stop, Drop & Roll. Damn, even my 4 year old knows how to do that.
If your crack vial has a picture of a 74 Pinto on it you should probably pass
mrdudeman, considering he was in I beleive critical condition after this, i dont think this was a professional stunt man using any lubricant, except maybe in the porn store
no big deal, I’m on fire, i’m just gonna get out of here
How the fuck is he just walking away like it ain’t no thing?!!!!? What the FUCK? Is this a joke? Is this dude just fucking with the City of San Francisco? What kind of drugs is he on to put up with that sort of pain?
awesome video, i wonder how long it would take to burn elpres’s nose hair, probably like a forest up in that bitch
Those clothes came off like Forest Gumps leg braces….just shed those things like it was his job.
one of the best videos ever! the only way it could have been better is if fireball tackled that faggy emo guy in the porn shop & torched him too.
EastCoast, gve it a rest you cunt
Was he cooking meth in there and with no pants on?
Who cares? It’s not your money and there is no cap.
^ Directed towards EastCoast
does walking casually through a crowd on the street while your burning clothes fall off your body get that mother fucker laid? Richard Pryor has come back to earth as a homeless man.
i hear the other guys in the bookstore were pissed because they didnt have any place to suck cock that night. fuckin crackheads.
I hate whem im beating off and i catch on fire. shit sucks
lmao good one blackdude
real victims are the guys just browsing. i mean one second you are looking at the german section then boom, shits viral.
that video takes “why does it burn when I pee” to another level
Jiri Welsch, yeah I’ve been meaning to talk to you about that. You should probably find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you’re probably wanted for murder.
p.s. didn’t this guy ever learn to stop, drop & roll in elementary school?
Obviously it was because he was wearing a Ball Don’t Lie T-shirt. Those things are so hot right now.
I’m more concerned about the other patrons. I mean the whole point of the booths is anonymity and damn if this video is not viral. You know that dude that comes flying out the curtain before “fire guy” is totally busted. Plus do you even tell that story?
Guy : “hey I saw this dude on fire just running all over the place” Guy’s wife: Oh yeah where?” ………………conversation over…
same old story. guy walks into the jerk off booth in liberty books to buy some meth and rub one out. guy gets set ablaze while cooking glass and cuffing one to toe jam 18. same old chestnut
Gotta be one of the best interweb stories evah.
Fuckin’ classic.
El Pres- I heard Singled Out was a gigantic success last night and thousands of adoring fans turned out for your amazing event!! Congrats!
JK, i know you actually just squandered next months rent money on an appearance fee for an F list “internet model”. I wish I couldve overheard you explaining to your wife that this was an investment that would generate staggering returns. Truth is, youre a horny yid that wanted to feel like “the man” in a half empty college bar with Underwood. Did you even break even?
murder boner
what a fucking flamer!!!