Clap it up Phil! Clap it up buddy! That shot just lost you the Ryder Cup. Big smile for the cameras now! Thumbs up! The Euros are now chanting Ole Ole Ole and having a champagne bukkake on American soil! Whopteedoo! Get this man an ice cream cone! And yes this is what happens when you grow up on a country club and don’t play competitive sports as a kid. You don’t know how to respond to pressure like this. You’ve never had to grit your teeth and deal with crowd noise. Instead you just clap and smile and do the Macarena and fold like a tent when your opponent makes a play.
PS – Was I the only one hoping that after this thing was over MJ was going to staple a nerf hoop to a tree and just posterize the shit out of Jose Maria Olathabal?