US Golf Is Soft Serve Ice Cream
Clap it up Phil! Clap it up buddy! That shot just lost you the Ryder Cup. Big smile for the cameras now! Thumbs up! The Euros are now chanting Ole Ole Ole and having a champagne bukkake on American soil! Whopteedoo! Get this man an ice cream cone! And yes this is what happens when you grow up on a country club and don’t play competitive sports as a kid. You don’t know how to respond to pressure like this. You’ve never had to grit your teeth and deal with crowd noise. Instead you just clap and smile and do the Macarena and fold like a tent when your opponent makes a play.
PS – Was I the only one hoping that after this thing was over MJ was going to staple a nerf hoop to a tree and just posterize the shit out of Jose Maria Olathabal?
who cares. its fucking golf on fucking tv. why do people watch this shit?
Phil at least scored 3 points for the US during the week, Tiger could only manage 1/2 a point. Oh and burrrrrr is a tool.
Sundays in the fall and winter are reserved for NFL football and NFL football only.
And I seem to see a blog about 3 down ripping the European for hitting a putt when they were down. It isn’t over until the final buzzer. Aye El Nose?
Agree. Phil is a great golfer no argument. But you don’t clap and thumbs up your opponent when it’s country vs. continent. Man the fuck up, get pissed and go birdie the next hole. It’s called tipping your hat, not sucking his dick.
we went back to back in world wars against these pussies (on the road each time) and cant win a game of golf at home how does that work
Wasn’t the US up by like 6 points out 30 or something? Not really sure how this works but that sucks
Do you actually think golfers care about team sports? If you do you’re dumber than you are cheap.
Golf haters can suck it, that shit was intense as fuck. Fucking hate those American golfers right now. Fucking Benedict Arnolds!
otwisted: That’s what I kept thinking. Like after Tiger looked so pissed at the end, I’m thinking come on dude, aren’t you just telling yourself this is why you play alone, without teammates to screw you over.
If you are watching and give two shits about golf on an NFL sunday, you grew up on a country club and never play competitive sports as a kid. Golf is a fun game. People who watch it and get serious about it are class A++ douchebuckets. Watching it on an NFL sunday elevates them to douchebarrel status. It’s an individual GAME, trying to make it a team SPORT is a complete joke *cue Phil claps*
Golf actually is a game of mutual respect. And admiration. Not bullshit showboating like other sports. That’s why he’s clapping. That’s why you don’t understand it.
TheUglySchtick nailed it
@JChace029 – Well stated.
Everybody on this message board would all of a sudden be huge golf fans if the US won the way Europe won,
valbrosk, JChace029, Fore, worriedindc
you guys like it when the balls hit your chin, don’t you?
Hey pres you and Jose Maria should start a big nose club with a bunch of anteaters.
Cool name monsterzero
because valbroski is so incredibly clever.
wait, what? they play golf on tv? and people actually watch it? I get bored when I try to play it.
Who the fuck cares about golf? Seriously? Cheering for someone else when they’re starting to kick your ass is the most ridiculous thing you can do. Then again, it’s not a real sport so those rules don’t apply. Fat fuck Mickelsen.
JChance… go iron the collar up on your polo, pour a round of mimosas and play Mozart on your fucking Casio keyboard. Just because you were cut from the middle school soccer team and picked up golf/tennis doesn’t mean you’re any better of a winner. Mutual respect my ass… my roommate could break his damn neck while we’re playing Madden and I wouldn’t have any fucks to give until it’s over… then I clap.
hey, leave Mozart out of it!
You’re an idiot, Mickelson is one of the few who doesn’t need to hang his head. Rose guy hit a 50 foot putt…..which by the way if it missed was 20 feet past the hole. Mickelson played well. The ones who folded were Stricker and Furyk. They were both DL IIIs hand picks by the way.
monsterzero, you are one pathetic loser
Golf is a gentleman’s game, not a game for cunts. That is why you don’t get it.
Kind of gay to thumbs up during the match…. You play to win the game, not to loose the game .. you play to win the game
love Phil he has a dinasaur in his house… how cool is that
fuckin awful. never clap for the competition.
http://masonjarsports.com/2012/10/01/medinah-mudslide/
A gentlemen’s game? Please, shut your mouth. It’s a bunch of stuck up, arrogant rich boys. You don’t clap for the competition. Actually, next time I go for an interview and if I don’t get the job, I should send the other person that got it flowers and chocolate for being such a success.