Comments on: Usain Bolt Is A Pussy…Sara The Cheetah Smashs His 100 Meter Record

By: BelichicksEvilTwin

BelichicksEvilTwin — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 17:02:07 +0000

@guyfromahs

It’s not a bad trade. Although she has no hands, Sara the Cheetah does have great instincts.

She won’t make many catches but she’s going to draw a lot of pass interference calls.

By: Team_Fenster_USA_Chapter

Team_Fenster_USA_Chapter — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 12:54:34 +0000

I’d hit it.

Your pAL

Lester Burnham

By: Areushittingme

Areushittingme — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 21:21:08 +0000

“Semenya’s father, Jacob, expressed anger when contacted by The Associated Press on Friday, saying people who insinuate his daughter is not a woman “are sick. They are crazy.” Listen Dad YOUR SHE IS A HE OR AN IT FOR CHRIST SAKES!!!! “The tests reportedly show that Semenya has no uterus or ovaries, and that she has three times more testosterone than a normal woman. = YOU ARE A DUDE, DUDE – FUCKING GET OVER IT AND START RUNNING WITH THE BIG BOYS!

By: guyfromahs

guyfromahs — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 20:39:20 +0000

Want another tip? Al Davis just traded his 2012 first-round pick to the Cincinnati Zoo for Sara the Cheetah.

By: Owen Hart

Owen Hart — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 20:37:03 +0000

Rosa Acosta can shit in my mouth anytime

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By: jackofspades

jackofspades — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 20:27:59 +0000

that was one sexy ass cheetah! the fun is in the chase gentlemen

By: Rusty Koontz

Rusty Koontz — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 20:18:38 +0000

EP –

lets put things in perspective .. u wrote a paragraph about a fucking cheetah, and then proceeded to pat yourself on the back

you are a douche

By: southie

southie — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 20:01:58 +0000

im an alchoholic who lives paycheck to paycheck and has nothing better to do than refresh the stool all day. all i wanted was a “thanks to sean for the tip” and i cant even get that. fuck.