Foxnews - This is the amazing face of “Vampire Woman” Maria Jose Cristerna — who takes the trend for body art to a whole new level. The Mexican tattoo artist and trained lawyer showed off her look at a tattoo exhibition in the city of Monterrey Monday. “Tattoos were a form of liberation for me. My family was and is deeply Catholic,” Cristerna said. “I studied at a religious school, I fell in love, got married in white at 17, followed a career. I wanted to make things right.” Cristerna, 35, said constant beatings and abuse at home triggered her reinvention and led her to tattoo nearly 100 percent of her body – and that’s not all. She also has multiple face piercings and titanium implants to create “horns” under the skin on her temples and forehead. The mother of four has even had dental implants to create “fangs” to complete her look — but claims to live a “normal life.””The horns I have are a symbol of strength and were implanted without anaesthetic. I had the fangs done because I loved vampires as a little girl and I changed the color of my eyes so they were how I really wanted them to be,” she said.


Listen I don’t know who Vampire Woman is trying to fool here. You got those horns implanted without anesthetic? Come on brah. No fucking chance. Like remember that thing I had growing in my mouth last year? That ball of fury? Well I got that shit ripped out withut anaesthetic and I just started eating solid foods last week. So no way I’m buying Vampire Woman got titanium horns drilled into her skull without anaestheitc.  I hate when freakshows try to pull shit like this. Just because you look like Satan doesn’t mean you can just lie right to people’s faces. Doesn’t work that way fang dick. I’m onto your ass…


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