Veteran’s Day Reader Email – We Need Stoolie Support To Get Wounded Warrior Zachary Parker A New Wheelchair
Reader Email
Hey Pres,
I know this is not normally up your alley, but I was hoping for your help in the domination of the internet to shed light on a cause for my good friend Zachary Parker. As we’ve seen with the bus lady, its not the cause but the coverage of it. My buddies and I are in the Army and want to try and raise some money to buy an all-terrain wheelchair for our good friend and former medic, Zachary Parker. Parker was struck by a dismounted IED while on patrol this past June in Afghanistan, which left him a triple amputee. Parker was our medic while deployed to the Zhari district of Kandahar, Afghanistan from July 2011 until he was injured three weeks before our last mission. Parker is a great guy and just celebrated his 22nd birthday this past week after fighting back from dying multiple times on his recovery. While on a dismounted route clearance mission that intel had put the number of dismounted IEDs at 20 within a 200 meter stretch of road that needed to be cleared for the infantry to enter and seize the village and construct an outpost, Parker was right there in the mix so that he could be close in case anyone got hit or shot from the barrage of small-arms fire we had been receiving. While moving line charges and the robot out of the way to blow a discovered IED on the path, Parker stepped on another dismounted IED. Parker lost his left leg above the knee, his right leg at the hip, sustained injuries to his left arm that would result in its full amputation, and had his chest ripped open. Parker died multiple times before he was able to be stabilized and even died once he made it back to the U.S.
Parker continues to fight to regain his health and strength but unlike one of our squad leaders who also lost both his legs, Parker will not be able to receive prosthetic legs. He is from the south and loves being outdoors and it would be awesome for him to be able to crank around on an off-road wheelchair. If you could just give some sort of shout-out to the cause and/or the foundation set up to help him and his family as they try to remain near him during his battle.
The foundation called Prayers for Zack was created on Facebook but unlike causes like bus lady, this one has not been able to draw the same level of attention. Any sort of acknowledgement would be greatly appreciated.
-Sincerely,
a longtime Maine Stoolie
Done and done. I feel like for all the shit that Stoolies get for being assholes this is what people don’t get about us. We understand what matters. Soldiers risking their lives protecting this country matters. Helped wounded warriors matters. Getting this guy his chair matters. So I expect nothing less than a huge outpouring of support for Zachary Parker. Because while the PC police, school administrators and feminists may hate us people who understand what really matters in life love us. While all those haters are flapping their gums talking about how terrible we are, we’re busy getting shit done. Let’s rally the troops (no pun intended, but intended) and get this guy his freaking chair and a boatload of cash for whatever obstacles he’s sure to face trying to protect this country. Thank you Zachary Parker for your service and sacrifice as well as all troops who protect this country and let us do what we do everyday.





that’s a hero boys and girls
good job pres
Really puts it all in perspective.
And I’m sitting here all pissed cause yahoo fantasy isn’t working, fuck this puts things in perspective.
poor guy. i hate that we have to send these 20 year olds to places that want them dead
Consider it done.
I’ll go and donate what I can. Just visited the donation page, but it doesn’t mention how much the chair they want for him costs. Might help the Stoolies rally if we had a target amount.
hell of a cause, hell of a hero.
maine stoolie – set up a indiegogo page like that guy did for the bus lady. it makes it easier to see each donation gets you closer to the goal you can put the cost of the chair as the target amount. i bet you can shatter the costs easily if you set it up and let it go viral.
thanks for your service zack.
Author, author…
Makes you wonder if KO had considered they’d be stoned to death by now if it weren’t for people like Zack. Perhaps there wouldn’t be a “rape culture” if rapists/pedos were given the death penalty immediately. Wonder how they’d vote on that one though..
Hell yeah, nice blog prezzzz. Fucking old salt. Doc Parker is a legit pipe hitter. Thanks for your service and sacrifice Doc, you’ll never be forgotten.
What a disgrace that the U.S. government can’t provide for injured vets
^ Why wouldn’t the USgov just say “Hey, everybody, additional 1% of what you make goes to injured vets.” That would weed out the type of people we don’t need in our country real fast when they inevitably oppose it.
Amen Pres. Brick great idea. Set up the thing like kfc did, I donated a dollar to him, zack is easily worth a hundred. USA.
Done. Thank you Zack and all the other former and current troops.
Service, selfless devotion to duty and sacrifice, defined. God bless you hero, I’m in.
Thanks Zack for your service and sacrifice. The USA needs to be better to their wounded vets. Can’t understand why this isn’t given to you as a matter of course — but you’ve got my donation.
The least I could do was put in $20. Dude gave so much more than that for all of us.
@i’m that cracker, ask the republicans why they keep voting against any kind of vets jobs bill/COLA increases. They’re good at starting wars and even better at shitting on soldiers.
British teeth……..the govt won’t say that because that increases military spending. Bad. Military spending bad when liberals have office.
Just donated $50.
Will try and do more this week.
http://www.actiontrackchair.com/Inquire-About-ActionTrackChair/Order-Chair.aspx
heres a link for the track chair. badass idea i wouldn’t mind having one myself. Thank you Zach Parker for your courageous heroism, and im glad i could help with a donation.
http://www.actiontrackchair.com/ $8800
Dude is right though, if that old bitch who never did anything except ride a bus, this guy should be able to get that damn chair/tank.
Otwisted, usually an awesome commenter, but not really the place for that discussion
*should have a “can make a million” in there.
I know Boo, i’ve donated, just have family members being shit on right now. Just venting.
otwisted, nice comment dickhead, show some respect. God bless the troops.
Pay no attention to my first comment and donate to Zachary, kid is a real hero.
Good man otwisted, understood.
Definitely agree that a indiego page or whatever that is should be setup. These causes get much more recognition when people can see how much support he has gotten from others. Lets beat the bus bitches total! A REAL HERO. just talked to some buddies and we will be making the insignificant sacrifice of not going to the bars next weekend so we can each donate the outrageous amount of money we spend doing jack shit for this fine man.
Donating money to a good cause like this is the right thing to do and it makes me feel like a better person. Thanks for shedding light Pres.
Done.
The real issue here is the donation page. They should set it up on indiegogo both for the donation tracking (people need a goal to shoot for psychologically) and for the ability to share the story far easier. Makes the possibility of it going viral much greater. El Pres, get with them and let’s raise enough money for 100 of these chairs.
Yo Zack, I gotchu bro. Already taken care of.
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Prezzy, good shit.
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Otw
Bubbles, i second that motion.
Anyone who put a thumbs down to those who support this American Hero needs to go to Afghanistan and detect IED’s with their face.
It would be nice if Davey Pageviews could do a little more to get these types of stories out there. Might also help Barstools reputation.
Thanks a vet for there service.
This kid has more balls than I ever will.
Sending my Texans moneyline win right over to Zach. Good post Pres.
fuck al qaeda
Thank you and godbless to Zach and all veterans. I will be donating, your dedication to all Americans is not overlooked.
that wheelchair is the tis. i got you zack.
Prez, every now and then you remind me you’re not just a slow, creepy, big-nosed, smut-peddling humpback whale. The thing that’s sad is that our government never seems to do the same. Their one actual job is to protect this country and take care of the people who do so. Instead, over a billion dollars in ad money is spent to loop commercials for about ten people in ohio and florida, while guys like Andrew can’t get a free godamn off-road wheelchair. Makes sense.
fucking sick chair
No brainer. Wish I could do more. Sucks when you think about how many dudes are out there in similar situations.
hopefully no one catches that…
Can’t figure out how to donate. Can we get a link?
Never mind, it’s monday and I’m an idiot.
Done. Everyone donate right now, ya fuckin’ mo’s.
I also say all proceeds from Prez’s next foam party shouod go to this cause. Step up to the plate, Prez, then you can really tell every KO feminista, school admin, podunk mayor and two bit online attorney to suck your nose next time they rag on BSS events. DO IIIIIIT.
Think of the press, Prez, it’s a free pass every time you post a little boy’s Howitzer. “Sure, technically I guess you COULD call it child porn, but how many offroad wheelchairs have YOU purchased for our wounded vets, asshole? VIVA LA STOOL!!!! Next question…”
lets go boys, little wd40 on those wallets and open em up. great cause..Atta boy pres
Done.
Quick suggestion prez, the idiegogo page is a great idea. If you want to really help this kid and make this thing go viral, you could help design and launch the page. You have the technical resources after all and it could make a huge difference. Also, maybe do a little added research and instead of just the cost of the chair, maybe add in a lot of the other costs he can expect to incur over his lifetime. That would help raise the bar and create more of a sense of urgency for people to donate. I mean if a million people donate just $1, how far will the $1 mil go? Quantify it for them. God bless you Zach, and all of the other men and women like you who make such huge sacrifices in the name of our freedoms. Thank you for everything that you do!
Donated. Thank you Zach, along with the men and women who have sacrificed for our country.
Zach Parker Foam Party.
God bless you Zach Parker and everybody else risking their neck for our freedom. Davey, good on you for posting this. I hope this thing raises millions for this hero and his family.
El Prez has no talent. http://www.bostonjew.com/2012/11/a-soldiers-duty-is-to-gronk-all.html