Could this idiot milk it any harder? Holy shit bro hurry up, I got stuff to do. Personally I’m glad he’s probably in a coma. I hate when drunk kids draw a crowd for stupid stunts and then take forever to go through with it. You’re fucked up man, you’re obviously gonna fail, just kill yourself and get it over with. The T is about to stop running. I don’t have time for the theatrics.
PS – Nobody was happier to see this dude smash his brain on the pavement than the cameraman. He knew he had a Stool-worthy video on his hands and he just couldn’t contain his excitement.